Other Craptions

Nothing is as scary and exhilarating as a toddlers first molt.

Gift wrapping just couldn't disguise what Michael Jackson was getting for his birthday.

The Olsen twins are just about paper thin nowadays

The city had invented ingenious pedophile traps. Now just wait and watch...

The poor children just felt all empty inside...

When you absolutely, positively need to suffocate your kid.

Fuck you. They were on sale.

Show me on the doll where the lamp post touched you.

You know that game in school where you let Elmer's glue dry on your hand and then pull it off. Timmy and Bobby were really good at it.

Iceman and Shadowkat's children are still learning how to use their powers...

"You can't wish for the same superpower as me, dickbag!"

This is why I've stopped watching Bjork videos.

These kids don't have the guts to cross the street .

I truly believe that these new 3-D "Children at Play" signs are going to save some lives...

10 minutes in a bedroom...forever in a landfill.

Johnny, you're naked.

Invisible friend murders are very common in this part of town.

Halfway through the materialization process, a young Jim Kirk knew he was in serious trouble.

Ghost Ralphie could not resist the triple dog dare.

LOOK OUT- THEIR REALLY CYBERMEN!!!

The difference between good children and bad children is clear.

Made from 80% Post-Consumer Children

"Okay - Let's race! You get pole position..."

So...would wanting to fuck Casper make me a pedophile or a necrophiliac?

Not fair going transparent when playing Hide 'n' Seek with regular kids.

"Nah, man - she's looking THROUGH you to get to me!"

CLEARLY your ideas LACK SUBSTANCE. Your true motives are TRANSPARENT. You're just FULL OF HOT AIR. Et cetera.

Everyone looooooves Harry Potter nowadays. Truth be told, he was a real asshole...

CNN, reporting live from in front of Gladstone's house...

This was the hollowness that was going to come along with the bailout plan.

When the top of the lamp post comes on, it means he has a brilliant idea!!

When cellophane, boredom and high grade weed collide.

Dude, don't lie. I can see right through you.

Even though they don't have dicks, you know they're not gay because they're afraid of any prick.

Dude, you were running way too fast.

There is always something that stands out so you can tell twins apart.

My invisible friends has an invisible friend of his own now

CNN is now reporting condoms do not prevent pregnancy as previously believed, but instead cause plastic children.

In case of rapture this corner will be un-manned.

So $50, right?

Whoever mentions the Large Hadron Collider is getting kicked square in the nuts.

Will keep leftovers fresh for food.

Billy stop rubbing my ass, you're building up static electricity.

I, for one, welcome our new transparent overlords.

Hey throw us a bone here....

"Don't worry, Billy - there's an election soon and I hear they're doing exit poles!!"

Environmentally-aware but unwilling mothers are opting to recycle their unwanted children rather than leaving them in dumpsters.

"Dude, where's your penis? WHERE'S MY PENIS?!?!?!"

In a sick twist of fate, it was the first ever child teleportation that threw up the most fundamental flaw in the technology.