Other Craptions

He takes her for granite.

This is why Medusa is never allowed to come to orgies...

After seeing the headstone he picked out, Grandma decided that being buried next to Grandpa wasn't all that important.

John requested that he be remembered for his proudest achievement. John was a rapist.

Graves Gone Wild

..M-C-A

How Lot's Wife Got Her Groove Back

What would you like on your Tombstone?

Rarley seen; stone giants doing lamaze.

That headstone has a crack in it!

you barely move during sex, its like making love to a statue

And that's where gargoyles come from.

Damn! Everyone's getting laid but me. :(

Vintage porn. Thank god we have the internet these days...

Yeah, I know. But, a last wish is a last wish.

I am in UR graveyardz, humping UR statuez.

You have to get so stoned to do it in a graveyard! har har!

I guess the Statue of David finally managed to get a boner.

Mary's new boyfriend was a little dull, but at least he was always hard.

Glenn Quagmire RIP

Thinking ahead, Bill Clinton has already purchased his gravestone.

Why I'm not allowed back in the Natural History Museum.

In loving memory of Kobe Bryant...

R.I.P. Foreplay

Man agreed that Mel Gibson was smart to cut out the infamous teabagging of Jesus from THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST

Sarah Palin's summer job could spell disaster for the Republican campaign.

and thus god released the fires of Vesuvius petrifying all the gays in Pompeii

This is exactly why people are freaked out by graveyards.

Rodin's lesser known piece: The Thinker Inflates His Love Doll.

Help Wanted: Gay groundskeeper to polish giant stone man-ass.

When you said rough and dirty sex this isn't what I had in mind.

In the end Claude did not succeed in pulling her out of the drying cement.

Just the fact that he took Jesus off the cross was bad enough...

Somewhere there is a giant pair of stone pants without a wearer.

Did they really need to carve the towel they did it on?

Everything was going great until that bitch Medusa walked in the room...

This statue appears to made from ass-phalt.

Here lies Roy. Eaten by a zombie

You're doing it wrong!

The Grimelich Maneuver.

A statue commorating the life of Horatio Alger provoked an outrage when it was unveiled.

Who's "King of the world!" now, bitch?

"So Medusa walks onto this porno set..."

It was probably going well, until a pigeon crapped on them.

Everybody must get stoned.

Touchdown!

If you think that's gross you should see it from the front!

Out of toilet paper? Use the next best thing!

Romance is dead.