Craptions Classics September 28, 2008

Above picture: Statue-tory Rape.

Drroxxette

Other Craptions

He takes her for granite.

Scungilli

This is why Medusa is never allowed to come to orgies...

Drroxxette

After seeing the headstone he picked out, Grandma decided that being buried next to Grandpa wasn't all that important.

kirpuff

John requested that he be remembered for his proudest achievement. John was a rapist.

DerpBot

Graves Gone Wild

Drroxxette

How Lot's Wife Got Her Groove Back

Scungilli

What would you like on your Tombstone?

isles147

Rarley seen; stone giants doing lamaze.

hey_mavis

That headstone has a crack in it!

llamallamallama

you barely move during sex, its like making love to a statue

smallshrimp

And that's where gargoyles come from.

darthbogus

Damn! Everyone's getting laid but me. :(

llamallamallama

Vintage porn. Thank god we have the internet these days...

ZenParadigm
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