Other Craptions

  1. Paris Hiltons' vibrator
    Dick_Johnson
    95 Crack-Ups
  2. Instead of giving profits to the poor, they spent $100,000 on a damn robot to hold up the sign.
    kking
    61 Crack-Ups
  3. After the Time Lords won the war, the daleks went back to doing what they do best: bitching.
    John Scrovak
    55 Crack-Ups
  4. The local Police would long remember the time the World Trade Organization and Comicon were in town the same weekend...
    TJL
    43 Crack-Ups
  5. R2 D2's Liberal cousin Frank D2 is mad as hell and is NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
    hey_mavis
    39 Crack-Ups
  6. Health care has gone way down! I've been trying to find a Doctor for years!
    fluf
    26 Crack-Ups
  7. "EXTERMINATE PROFIT!"
    stuartwhite999
    18 Crack-Ups
  8. Problem is, too many people are AFTER profit!
    dumma187
    16 Crack-Ups
  9. After years of humanity's enslavement to machines, Martin Luther King 2.0 begins the biological rights movement.
    miodice
    14 Crack-Ups
  10. Mechanical Tyrant, Killmungotron for Overlord. -------Change we can believe in--------
    gm_zero
    12 Crack-Ups
  11. 5 out of every 6 people will look at this picture and ask themselves if that's a giant dildo. 3 out of those 5 people will wonder if it would feel good. 1 of those 3 people is female.
    Cyemmot
    12 Crack-Ups
  12. This is what outsourced you back in India
    Dr_Strangelove
    11 Crack-Ups
  13. The Dalek was patient, and his disguise clever. . . but soon he would rule this protest.
    agent00deuce650
    11 Crack-Ups
  14. Promotional spot for the wholly unsuccessful Doctor Who spin-off series, Mr. Dalek Goes to Washington
    schnook
    10 Crack-Ups
  15. Exterminate...McCain...
    Brett-Butler
    10 Crack-Ups
  16. Minutes later, a scuffle would ensue when the old man mistook the Dalek for a porta-john
    Jaimetown
    9 Crack-Ups
  17. Man, that robot's got a lot of balls.
    shaqmandu
    9 Crack-Ups
  18. The voting booths are bigger on the inside.
    Tezzle
    8 Crack-Ups
  19. Because nothing says empathy like robots.
    Tunikidya
    8 Crack-Ups
  20. I'm not a fan of his 'Eradicate All Humans' platform, but he's got a great exit strategy for Iraq.
    ninjaman
    7 Crack-Ups
  21. Rally for the slightly less popular presidential candidate, ObamaTron 2008.
    NobodyNowhere
    7 Crack-Ups
  22. 1. Collect underwear 2. People 3. Profit! Mystery solved.
    SantaXIII
    6 Crack-Ups
  23. First we remove the profits, then we kill all humans.
    technobot
    6 Crack-Ups
  24. "Danger Will Robinson! You're toilet seems to be clogged... I'll use the plunger extension."
    gm_zero
    6 Crack-Ups
  25. Khan never really fit in with the other Daleks.
    MasterRadishes
    5 Crack-Ups
  26. The robot's thinking..."If it weren't for those damn 3 Laws, I'd waste these humans FOR profit..."
    Damion
    5 Crack-Ups
  27. I'm Tom Servo and I approve this craption.
    technobot
    5 Crack-Ups
  28. The dalek clan was big on speaking for the poor... it was speaking to them they were against... and seeing them... smelling them... feeding them...
    Gr3m1in
    5 Crack-Ups
  29. The Daleks got bored exterminating, and decided unwisely to go down the legtimate political route.
    Brett-Butler
    5 Crack-Ups
  30. Marvin the Paranoid Android takes on political career.
    DiscountSafari
    4 Crack-Ups
  31. I'm Tom Servo and i approve this message.
    technobot
    4 Crack-Ups
  32. Something in that protest made the Dalek suddenly and unexpectedly remember an odd old man in a fairy suit.
    agent00deuce650
    4 Crack-Ups
  33. The lost episode of Doctor Who...
    MasterRadishes
    4 Crack-Ups
  34. EX-IT-POLL-ING
    fushheads
    4 Crack-Ups
  35. "So Marv, how do you think we should spend our budget." Marv: "Let's not go crazy. How about a million dollar, highly advanced protest robot." "Brilliant."
    Jay Thomas
    4 Crack-Ups
  36. Everyone always felt that William Shatner had the BEST yard sales!
    DrTom
    4 Crack-Ups
  37. I am irony. Your argument is invalid.
    Cyemmot
    3 Crack-Ups
  38. Outraged workers protest against giving Soylent Green's CEO a $5 million compensation package.
    axdwscfe
    3 Crack-Ups
  39. While deep down the midget knew he would never be free from his employment inside of a robot, he could dream, couldn't he?
    conman10000
    3 Crack-Ups
  40. You believe it's time to speak up for the poor? Then why are you holding up signs instead of shouting shit?!
    Cyemmot
    3 Crack-Ups
  41. The Alphabetical Robots were really insistent about the order of words, as witnessed by the ensuing carnage.
    theschweitz
    3 Crack-Ups
  42. Hey, at least our robots still have jobs!
    tepachi55
    3 Crack-Ups
  43. After years of frustration, Skynet opts to attain their goals through peaceful, non-violent protest.
    jsrduck
    3 Crack-Ups
  44. Becuase people mean more profit.
    Gandark
    3 Crack-Ups
  45. EX-TER-MIN-ATE PO-VER-TY!
    MasterRadishes
    3 Crack-Ups
  46. For her pleasure
    sonnyblack
    3 Crack-Ups
  47. In Dalek society it has now become more important to turn a profit than EXTERMINATE! people.
    Krumdar
    3 Crack-Ups
  48. Another lesson in alphabetization given by Electro-teacher.
    DrTom
    3 Crack-Ups
  49. This picture is funny because Daleks are famous for "Exterminating" people, so they would never put people before profit! I'm gonna go masterbate now.
    senbonzakuya
    3 Crack-Ups