Other Craptions

Previously on "Lost"...

Do YOU remember what 150 feet at all times means???

Sadly, when the LSD wore off, he was still there.

Peter Pan never aged, it's true; but not so for poor Tinkerbell...

This is what th republican party looks like on the inside.

He's here for the pedophile feeder.

John McCain's secret summer job could spell disaster for the Republican campaign...

Next week on Cracked: Six Saints That Probably CAN'T Kick Your Ass.

As Mr. Sandman got older he descended into pure creepiness..

Yeah, Dick Cheney we all remember you. Welcome to Hell.

I'm sure Hunter S. Thompson does...

I am never drinking Jose Cuervo again!

Not many people do, which is why I carry the American Scary Ass Flaming Queen Card.

Dad?

I never knew Colin Mochrie from "Whose Line" died and was stuffed during his "Snack Fairy" ads

John McCain's latest attempt to reach across the generation gap

I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabeties.

And I did... But only in my wildest dreams did I ever believe he'd come back to me... From the looks of things, he was displeased to recognize me...

The Director of the Alzheimer's Hospice facility realized one morning that perhaps a different slogan would be more appropriate.

Elton John - still fabulous at 115.

Pepperidge Farms Remembers...

Hopefully not after months of therapy I wont...

What the FUCK?!?! They replaced an M with a fucking upside down W!!!?!

And that's why Winston Churchill never got invited back to one of J. Edgar Hoover's parties.

At the Home for Forgotten Irish Fairies.

In my most haunted dreams, yes, I do.

With recent advances dentistry the tooth fairy was forced to drastic measures he found himself in the Red light district of Amsterdam, witch as it turns out he liked better anyway.

Hey, have you seen any Pedophile Feeder's around here? I'm starvin'...

Marilyn Manson 2030.

AAAAAAAAAAAaaAHHhhhhHHHHH!!!!

"Oh yea! The guy at the parade! How you been, man? Still fabulous, I see..."

I'd perfer to dismember you.

Damn you Large Hadron Collider...

John McCain seems upset that his campaign has become all about Sarah Palin.

We need term limits for Tooth Fairies, for the love of God!

Yes it was creepy having a display of my dead grandfather's corpse in my bedroom, but that's what the will stipulates and I ain't sayin' no to a million damn dollars.

No matter how many times he waved his magic wand, Jerry couldn't make the molestation charges disappear.

Hillary Clinton in 20 years

After seeing this many children have began a process of gluing lost teeth back into their mouth

The worst morning after scenario possible

"Do you remember the one Halloween you got really drunk and your friends put a fairy costume on you? Petridge Farm remembers."

"Well I hope your name's Daniel, cuz I don't remember getting this tattoo on my ass either."

John McCain has un-suspended his campaign.

The rest of Tinkerbell's family had the misfortune of actually growing up.

Tinkerbell's abusive father

Bilbo Baggins - Where is he now?

Shrek the Fourth new characters look a little creepy for the kids

Closed captioning of Frank's nightmare brought to you, in part, by Crystal Meth.

Dear Elton, Thanks for forgetting my birthday again asshole. Love, Dad