Other Craptions

The label on the Large Hadron Collider.

Don't tase me Bro!

"Okay, Billy - can you show me where the electric monster touched you??"

"Do not feed the endoplasmic sentient lightening beasts"

"I drew daddy's heart attack"

The Flying Spaghetti Monster turned out to be just as evil as the other Gods.

Electricity; gets shit done.

FINISH HIM

Warning: Pissed off Starfish will tickle the shit out of your children.

Warning: Using this product near water could open a portal to hell

It is an unfortunate fact of urban life that most electrical based crime is 'black on black'

The American economy vs. the average American.

Warning: Dick Cheney's soul inside....

The speed of light is nothing compared to the BITCHSLAP of light

What your Facebook poke really feels like.

2:01CST. how about we post from 2pm-3pm then start voting. SHOCKING IDEA!!!!!

Whatever this is I want a bottle of it immediatly

That was the last time Jimmy wore wool socks on Mr. Tesla's carpet.

Global Warming is pissed and it wants your children...

Sadly, this is the label on a bottle of vitamins from Mexico.

HE IS NOT MY SON!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!! LOOK AT HIM, he's smooth, I'm POINTY!!!

The SHOCKER! My girlfriend LOVES the SHOCKER!

The attack was super effective...

"K..." "...eep" "Keep" "B..." "...ack" "Back" Get it? The Electric Company... I'll show myself out...

Cyber Bullying?

I, for one, welcome our new homicidal electric overlords.

Above picture: Electric Boogaloo...

The Kool-Aid Man's evil twin is much less fun at parties.

WARNING: misuse of this product may result in Matrix-style flexibility.

"WONDER-TWIN POWERS, ACTIV--- Oww, shit, sis! Damn!" "Sorry."

No wonder the Son of Sam was never caught. This is the "police sketch artists" rendition of the eye-witness accounts.

Let this be a warning, I will fucking zap a motherfucker.

Not funny Cracked....that's how my Daddy Died.

The Kool-Aid Man in serious withdrawl from Meth. No more running through brick walls.

Sketch artist: "So one more time, are you sure he had black eyes?" Witness: "THATS HIM, yes you've got it that is him I'd remember that face anywere!"

Caution: Electric titty twister beast ahead.

Now You're Thinking With Portals.

Frylock turned into electricity.

TAG! you dead!

Melllvar: [getting autographs from the cast] Could you make it out to Melllvar? Melllvar has three L's. George Takei: I think I've been to enough conventions to know how to spell Melllvar. Melllvar: DO NOT INSULT MELLLVAR!!!

To be fair, that guy did sleep with the monster's wife.

They wouldn't have even needed a sign if Timmy hadn't released the lightning demon in the first place.

Caution: Box Contains Lightning Elemental.

The oil company's newest propaganda against solar energy

I love how warning labels are seemingly aimed at retarded Neanderthals these days. "Caution: Electricity BAAD! No touch!"

"So you're saying I can dodge giant ninja stars of electricity?" "No. What I'm saying is when you are ready, you won't have to."

CAUTION! Thunderbolts may attack your armpits!

Do not taunt 'Happy Fun Ball'.

And that's why you always leave a note.