How the Amish view Electricity...
The label on the Large Hadron Collider.
Don't tase me Bro!
"Okay, Billy - can you show me where the electric monster touched you??"
"Do not feed the endoplasmic sentient lightening beasts"
"I drew daddy's heart attack"
The Flying Spaghetti Monster turned out to be just as evil as the other Gods.
Electricity; gets shit done.
Warning: Pissed off Starfish will tickle the shit out of your children.
Warning: Using this product near water could open a portal to hell
It is an unfortunate fact of urban life that most electrical based crime is 'black on black'
The American economy vs. the average American.
Warning: Dick Cheney's soul inside....
The speed of light is nothing compared to the BITCHSLAP of light