Other Craptions

What happened in Vegas unfortunately got high and wandered off into what wasn't Vegas.

"Wait.. do you think they meant ten-o-clock at *night*?

Jesus descended in a ball of light, looked around, sighed, and left again.

San Francisco has a lot of homeless. But at least they're fabulous!

we get it Clay Aiken, you're gay...

"PEOPLE OF EARTH! WE HAVE-- dammit, blue, hold the flag up...this is why we rehearsed this..."

Cher and Cher alike.

Scientology on casual fridays.

The apocalypse did not arrive on four horses, as predicted in the Bible. No, it took a far more sinister form...

With your powers combined... I am Rupaul!!!

Do NOT blame THIS on US!!! - Canada.

The Luxor Girls stood ready. When those whores from the Circus Circus showed up, the shit was going to get real...

This is why I stopped watching Power Rangers.

Uwe Boll's "Fraggle Rock"

Dear Sweet Jesus, Please blind me now. Sincerely, The Camera.

You might want to lower your expectations for that Dragon Ball movie

With their pride gone, there really wasn't any need for a parade.

When a rainbow bumper sticker just isn't enough.

"C'mon Green! We're gonna be late!"

Apocalypto fucking sucked

the New Kids on the Block needed to just give it up...

Change we can believe in

"Does this wig make my gay look fat?"

American Gladiators is not what it used to be

The burlesque strike wasn't having the effect they thought it would.

Ok...who brought skittles into the teleporter?

I, for one, welcome our new feather-headed overlords.

Dammit Stacy. How about we NOT do the Time Warp again!

Geez, the sun almost ruined this picture.... That would have been a shame....

"yeah it's a good price & in a good school district but i heard they teach evolution there & i WILL NOT subject my kids to that blasphemy"

"I know that 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,' but we still have to explain all this to your Mom."

I dont think were in Vegas anymore.

It was 6:00 a.m. The alarm went off. John rolled out of bed. He made coffee. He looked out the window. John went back to bed...

The Teletubbies are all grown up now... and legal...

The seldom known Cracked office party.

I'd hit it.

"Ready girls...just tie this end to your junk and drop the cinder block and your transformation will be complete!"

Anyone else have a wedgie?

Meet the Dark Knights of Fabulous.

Oh, I saw this one! Cher bites a man and causes the spread of a new, fabulous zombie virus!

.001 seconds before God's fireball utterly obliterated the Scientologists.

We surrender!! For God's sake, PLEASE handcuff and punish us!

Not Pictured: Green

Fraggle Rocky Horror Picture Show

It's 3 AM, do you know where your children are?

only one of these is a real girl, you could risk it but.... you know

Rainbow Brite and crew were older and no longer able to make a living on cartoons. It was sad, but if they wanted to eat, they would have to work in the brothel.

It's really hard to take the neighborhood gang seriously when they don't wear the same color.

Birds of a feather wear gay costumes together...