Craptions Classics September 23, 2008

It's a pedophile feeder.

spiderjerusalem

Other Craptions

He's only my half-brother.

jsrduck

A warning to all other children who walk on my goddamn lawn

maneatingpie

Camouflage shirts are AWESOME these days.

phreesh

Don't fuck with Travelocity...

Drroxxette

A few moments later, little Bobby appeared in the Enterprise with no pants on. "Damnit Scotty, I know it's April fools but those were my favourite pants!"

eggigeggi1

King Solomon's yard ornaments.

Mutha

A knock on the door. 5 years later. The Invisible man's one night stand with one of the "visibles" came back to haunt him.

aczechguy

Somewhere in Florida a child claims an insurance check.

Ish

I'm stumped.

Bronson

What a waist.

Boneman2

He survived the security tape creatures, dodged the Mr. Rogers Dinosaur, defeated the Washing Machine Monster, and broke through an Ice Wall, but Billy was pushing his luck when he tried to read that damned plaque...

Genkai

Once the rapture started, Billy's mom realized that maybe she HAD been using to much starch on his clothes

Drroxxette

He's half the man he used to be

HelperMonkey

Dozens of children would fall by my blades.

FredKrueger
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