Other Craptions

He's only my half-brother.

A warning to all other children who walk on my goddamn lawn

Camouflage shirts are AWESOME these days.

Don't fuck with Travelocity...

A few moments later, little Bobby appeared in the Enterprise with no pants on. "Damnit Scotty, I know it's April fools but those were my favourite pants!"

King Solomon's yard ornaments.

A knock on the door. 5 years later. The Invisible man's one night stand with one of the "visibles" came back to haunt him.

Somewhere in Florida a child claims an insurance check.

What a waist.

I'm stumped.

He survived the security tape creatures, dodged the Mr. Rogers Dinosaur, defeated the Washing Machine Monster, and broke through an Ice Wall, but Billy was pushing his luck when he tried to read that damned plaque...

Once the rapture started, Billy's mom realized that maybe she HAD been using to much starch on his clothes

Dozens of children would fall by my blades.

He's half the man he used to be

Have you ever had a nightmare about showing up to school or work without pants on? Well now you know what the pants go through...

Step 1. Steal pants Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit!

John Wayne Gacey begins to decorate for Halloween.

the headless horse man has nothing on the torsoless dwarf

Superman learnt an important lesson that day. Never play frisbee with the neighbour kids.

Not pictured: Fuck you. you know whats not pictured

"Billy, did that bush just burp?" "...Billy?"

I CAN ONLY FEEL MY LEGS!

Damn shame what happened to that Kleinman boy. Damn shame.

I know my mother told me that if I played with it too much I could go blind but, she never warned me about this.

This must be their .5th child.

Boys pants, half off.

The really disturbing part? The bed pan behind the pants is half full.

Forget Dingos. Maybe the Garden Gnomes ate your baby.

"Billy. It is TIME to wash your jeans..."

When the smoke cleared, half of Billy was gone, the Gnome was laughing, and the Hedgehog was gonna keep his fucking mouth shut...

Not pictured: Invisible naked priest.

That's 2 for the giant tetheball

"That's fer' continuin' to fuck wit me lucky charms!"

Harry ignored the Dry Clean Only tag on his cloak of invisibility.

The last thing Timmy ever said was, "FUCK YOU LAWN GNOMES"

If your son was horribly mutilated in a wheat threshing accident, and you decide to preserve the lower half of his body and decorate your porch with it, you might be a redneck.

Nobody makes fun of Billy for being afraid of gnomes anymore.

To Catch A Predator Is Waiting.....

When yer the invisible boy, the world is your bathroom!

Michael Jackson's cookie jar.

Hard to masturbate to...Not impossible.

Everyone of you trick or treaters reach right in and take a penis. Don't be shy, there's enough for everyone!

The Lollipop Guild Conspiracy: When will the truth be told?

That's just a demonstrations of what that gnome can do

Lawn ornaments by Michael Jackson

Back when the Invisible Man used to be the Invisible Boy, he loved to play tricks like this on the mailman.

"Mom, look at this... NOW do you believe me that you're using too much starch in the laundry??"

THE SUICIDE RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE!!

Saw 5 starring Verne Troyer