Other Craptions

FAKE! You can clearly see the chain holding the ball up.

Honouring Lance Armstrong. He only has one testicle, but it's fucking huge!

I dare you to read the plaque on the blue pole.

I constructed this monument to my wife. She didn't like it.

Determined to improve thier showing in 2012, the Russian Tetherball team begins training for the Olympics.

This is how you destroy a washing machine monster.

In memory of Wile E. Coyote

Plaque says: "If you can read this, DUCK!!!"

Megatron: "Is it cancerous?" Nurse: "No, and it's a simple procedure.. As a matter of fact, you can keep it as a souvenier."

On his way to work, Bill was presented with a challenge, puss out, or play some fucking ball. It was a challenge he couldn't turn down.

Plaque reads: you have 3 seconds

Plaque reads : "Preserved remains from the first successful test of the Large Hard-on Collider"

This is how Staff Sargeant Max Fightmaster's kids play tetherball.

And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all

That night, the mayor laughed himself to sleep.

Not pictured:tourists

Tether ball for professional baseball players... Seriously, something has to be done about the steroids...

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball and Chain.

Ever hear the story about curiosity and the cat?

Not Pictured: My other testicle.

I had two of these. Then I got married...

Above picture: The wolverine-powered ultimate tetherball machine from "Napoleon Dynomite 2 : Electric Waterloo"...

I'm Sarah Palin and I approved his message.

Why does no one ever want to play tether ball?

DOOMSWINGER... maiming children for years

"Of course it's not gonna start swinging. Just get in front of the damn camera!" John would never see his son again...

If Atlas shrugs again, this time we'll be ready.

Plague reads: "In honor of the brave men and women who have been killed by wrecking balls"

This memorial was originally placed beside the Liberty Bell... Bad idea...

Chuck Norris needs toys too.

The funny thing is, out there, somewhere, this actually exists.

and once again "what the fuck is this thing"

Plaque: "Got a toothache? Press HERE and look right for relief."

The Shit and the Pendulum

After Beethoven started to go deaf, he needed a metronome that was bigger and louder!

Most Red Alert 3 beta testers disapproved of the new defensive building: the Obelisk of Balls.

Interestingly, this is the main tourist attraction in Nebraska.

Will it blend?

After the death of Chuck Norris (who knew?) they decided that it was too much of a pain in the ass to remove the second one to add to the statue.

Push Button Receive Bacon

Plaque reads: CAUTION. GIANT BRASS BALL.

The initial prototype for the Large Hadron Collider

The last time Gulliver set up his metronome, 14 people were taken to hospital with blunt force trauma.

You don't want to see the cat.

His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson....

WTF? How do I write a witty comment about this? Oh, There you go.

I like turtles.

"Alright here's the plan. First we're gonna convince luxury auto sales chicken to read the plaque...."

The plaque simply states "You can't touch this"