Why didn't I listen when the Asian man told me not to wash after midnight!?
DerpBot
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Just give him your sock, Harold!
Ish
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"Drynet became self aware at 3:00 pm Eastern time on September 20th.".
CavalierX
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"Pan's Laundrymat" was not nearly as popular as it's "labrynth" prequel...
Drroxxette
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No wonder I can't find my socks..
CoastieGurl
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When Tim Burton does a Maytag commercial
HelperMonkey
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Most of the people posting craptions probably don't realize that this is a DRYER, not a washer.
CoastieGurl
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"Laundry Day is a very dangerous day..."
Amen Rocko Amen....
Drroxxette
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This is what attacks you if you sit on a traffic cone in asia.
oj1ewa1
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I, for one, welcome our new Maytag overlords.
Sauerbraten
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TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!
Dick_Johnson
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This is what you get when you stick radioactive waste into your washing machine...
eggigeggi1
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Just off camera - my dishwasher masturbating furiously
iantendo
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While he never looked as impressive as his fellow transformers, not even Optimus Prime could get his whites as dazzling as Washbot's.
steely8383
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"Your clothes -- give them to me, now."
CavalierX
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omg! he only has 4 fingers
scottz6
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Sarah Palin's public revelation of her other previously unseen child effectively ended the Republican's bid for the Presidency.
pinkyslayer
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And this is why I keep mine on the gentle cycle
ajp1015
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All your socks are belong to us.
Scungilli
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cough cough cough dont ever put those dirty ass clothes in my mouth ever again
cebryant
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Laundry Day At The Old Burton's Place.
mimic91
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I Hate when the dryer starts acting up.
docScorpio
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This was a REALLY unexpected result of the Hadron Collider.
dant
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Don't use bleach. He hates it when you use bleach.
QWiber
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"IM NOT A WASHING MACHINE, IM A DRYER!!"
CoastieGurl
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Genie: So, what would you like for your third wish?
Little Jimmy: Make doing laundry... AWESOME!
ajikeshi
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"Why did you make a washing machine that ran on BLOOD???"
"We're always running out of detergent, and I figured 'Hey, we ALWAYS have blood!'..."
"You fucking idiot."
Vederick
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Where's Brian Boitano when you need him?
CoastieGurl
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How cats see washing machines
Tim Parent
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my name is mr washingmachine wanna play house?
cebryant
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I IZ ON UR NEIGHBORHUD, KLEENING UR KLOTHES
CCMauricio
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"Why don't you ever want to cuddle after you dump your load in me?"
ShawnStu
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It's time to tumble-DIE!!!
Jiminy
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This is exactly why my wife does all the laundry.
ShawnStu
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Laundry day on Elm Street was always interesting...
iantendo
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After Max kept putting his little brother in the dryer as a joke the dryer had the taste for blood.
docScorpio
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No one knew who they were. No one knew, where they came from. All they wanted were jeans....
Calvin_Crack
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Its hard to find your contact lenses when they fall out. Especially when you have no eyes.
Warlain
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Above picture: What I originally thought the anime "Bleach" was about...
Drroxxette
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Large Washing Machine Collider
raulamm
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someone made a monster out of a washing machine
billsindabowl05
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