Other Craptions

  1. Why didn't I listen when the Asian man told me not to wash after midnight!?
    DerpBot
    152 Crack-Ups
  2. Just give him your sock, Harold!
    Ish
    89 Crack-Ups
  3. "Drynet became self aware at 3:00 pm Eastern time on September 20th.".
    CavalierX
    79 Crack-Ups
  4. "Pan's Laundrymat" was not nearly as popular as it's "labrynth" prequel...
    Drroxxette
    62 Crack-Ups
  5. Drugs are bad, kids.
    DerpBot
    57 Crack-Ups
  6. No wonder I can't find my socks..
    CoastieGurl
    44 Crack-Ups
  7. When Tim Burton does a Maytag commercial
    HelperMonkey
    34 Crack-Ups
  8. Most of the people posting craptions probably don't realize that this is a DRYER, not a washer.
    CoastieGurl
    28 Crack-Ups
  9. "Laundry Day is a very dangerous day..." Amen Rocko Amen....
    Drroxxette
    26 Crack-Ups
  10. This is what attacks you if you sit on a traffic cone in asia.
    oj1ewa1
    24 Crack-Ups
  11. I, for one, welcome our new Maytag overlords.
    Sauerbraten
    22 Crack-Ups
  12. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!
    Dick_Johnson
    21 Crack-Ups
  13. This is what you get when you stick radioactive waste into your washing machine...
    eggigeggi1
    18 Crack-Ups
  14. Just off camera - my dishwasher masturbating furiously
    iantendo
    17 Crack-Ups
  15. While he never looked as impressive as his fellow transformers, not even Optimus Prime could get his whites as dazzling as Washbot's.
    steely8383
    15 Crack-Ups
  16. Fuck you. It was on sale.
    HelperMonkey
    15 Crack-Ups
  17. "Your clothes -- give them to me, now."
    CavalierX
    14 Crack-Ups
  18. omg! he only has 4 fingers
    scottz6
    14 Crack-Ups
  19. ahh! Real Monsters
    scottz6
    12 Crack-Ups
  20. Sarah Palin's public revelation of her other previously unseen child effectively ended the Republican's bid for the Presidency.
    pinkyslayer
    12 Crack-Ups
  21. And this is why I keep mine on the gentle cycle
    ajp1015
    12 Crack-Ups
  22. All your socks are belong to us.
    Scungilli
    12 Crack-Ups
  23. cough cough cough dont ever put those dirty ass clothes in my mouth ever again
    cebryant
    11 Crack-Ups
  24. Reduce, Reuse, RECYCLE
    ScottZ
    10 Crack-Ups
  25. first
    billsindabowl05
    10 Crack-Ups
  26. Laundry Day At The Old Burton's Place.
    mimic91
    9 Crack-Ups
  27. I Hate when the dryer starts acting up.
    docScorpio
    9 Crack-Ups
  28. This was a REALLY unexpected result of the Hadron Collider.
    dant
    9 Crack-Ups
  29. Don't use bleach. He hates it when you use bleach.
    QWiber
    8 Crack-Ups
  30. "IM NOT A WASHING MACHINE, IM A DRYER!!"
    CoastieGurl
    8 Crack-Ups
  31. Take me to your front-loader.
    dungbeetlemania
    8 Crack-Ups
  32. Genie: So, what would you like for your third wish? Little Jimmy: Make doing laundry... AWESOME!
    ajikeshi
    8 Crack-Ups
  33. "Why did you make a washing machine that ran on BLOOD???" "We're always running out of detergent, and I figured 'Hey, we ALWAYS have blood!'..." "You fucking idiot."
    Vederick
    8 Crack-Ups
  34. Thanks, E harmony !
    ghettojafar
    8 Crack-Ups
  35. Where's Brian Boitano when you need him?
    CoastieGurl
    8 Crack-Ups
  36. How cats see washing machines
    Tim Parent
    8 Crack-Ups
  37. my name is mr washingmachine wanna play house?
    cebryant
    8 Crack-Ups
  38. I IZ ON UR NEIGHBORHUD, KLEENING UR KLOTHES
    CCMauricio
    8 Crack-Ups
  39. "Why don't you ever want to cuddle after you dump your load in me?"
    ShawnStu
    7 Crack-Ups
  40. It's time to tumble-DIE!!!
    Jiminy
    7 Crack-Ups
  41. This is exactly why my wife does all the laundry.
    ShawnStu
    7 Crack-Ups
  42. Laundry day on Elm Street was always interesting...
    iantendo
    7 Crack-Ups
  43. After Max kept putting his little brother in the dryer as a joke the dryer had the taste for blood.
    docScorpio
    7 Crack-Ups
  44. No one knew who they were. No one knew, where they came from. All they wanted were jeans....
    Calvin_Crack
    7 Crack-Ups
  45. Its hard to find your contact lenses when they fall out. Especially when you have no eyes.
    Warlain
    7 Crack-Ups
  46. Above picture: What I originally thought the anime "Bleach" was about...
    Drroxxette
    6 Crack-Ups
  47. Large Washing Machine Collider
    raulamm
    6 Crack-Ups
  48. davy jones washer
    boo398
    6 Crack-Ups
  49. someone made a monster out of a washing machine
    billsindabowl05
    6 Crack-Ups