Other Craptions

Does this happen often enough that there needs to be sign?!

RESPECT THE SORTING HAT!!! RESPECT IT!!!

Now that's just ridiculous. They use a 5 as a letter. What will those crazy Asians do next?

Christ! what WILL they allow!

Page 114 of Kama Sutra

At that moment, Rick saw the sign and knew he had to leave before the authorities arrived.

Incredible! Something that isn't allowed in Japanese porn.

Just a little bit more KY jelly should do it...

.......so to make a long story short, thats why I was arrested in China.

And THAT's why they've been trying to ban Harry Potter all these years.

After hundreds of Tea-bag-traffic cone related accidents resulting in horrible scrotum disfigurations the authorities decided to take action

Please don't sit on traffic cones if you have huge balls...

Rules like this were meant to be broken.

At Cracked offices: Let's see how many assholes will think they're hilarious by typing the obvious "No shitting on road cones" even though 500 other people already wrote it.

"Please Do Not Poop On Cones"

Do not amplify your flatulence!

The thing is, they wouldn't need this sign unless someone has done it.

WARNING: ROAD CONES ARE NOT FOR YOUR ANAL PLEASURE

With no legs, the Coneman could just hang his head in shame. He would never know the joys of riding the red slide..

Absolutely no birthing in construction zone.

Behind Enema Lines

We don't slalom in your toilet, don't crap in our pylons!

"Not just a good idea... It's the law"

I've heard of shitting a brick but this is ridiculous........

One dude, one cone.

Apparently, sitting on altar boys will make them sad.

Do you really need a sign to tell you NOT to do that?

Yet another failed concept for Ghostbusters 3

TO: Sonic the Hedgehog FROM: People of Japan You better not go through those fucking checkpoints if you know what's good for you

DO NOT SIT! Invisible fisting dwarf lives here!

Soooooooooo far down the list...................is there any point in thinking of a craption.............um...................nope!!!

That's his right leg, you cruel fucks!!!

Translation: No Richard Gere

This sign is about as necessary as the New Kids on the Block reunion tour....

When pylons were brought over to Asia, something got lost in the translation... faced with many people who thought that they were supposed to literally "Pile on", warning signs had to be put up...

Oh Japan. You're crazy.

It says "Do not climb." There. Happy?

Well...you've been warned.

Do not sit on metronome

"After a breakfast of softballs and duncecaps, I reach for Ex-Lax!"

You think this is strict, you should see their field sobriety tests

No shit!

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potatosacks them.

The Special Olympics has too many rules...

Despite local tradition, 9 out of 10 doctors agree, Preparation H is a far more effective treatment for hemorrhoids than road cones.

Don't do this or a witch will decorate her hat with your testicles.

No Smoking

Since when is incredible balance not allowed?

That isnt writing at the bottom, its MORE positions.