Other Craptions

DAMN YOU LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

Aaaawwwww Cool! Mom packed snacks!!!!

Oh come on, Liberals. John McCain's not THAT old.

Hi, welcome to wallmart.

After all that evolution and they still couldn't convince Bill to wear pants to work.

Ohhhh Weeee Ohhhh I look just like Buddy Holly......

Sorry, folks. Park's closed. T-rex out front shoulda told 'ya.

"Sharptooth to H.Q... I've infiltrated the human orphanage facility... no one suspects a thing..."

"These attacks on my age are irrelevant! I am not too old to be President..."

"When will he let us go?" "He'll get bored soon,just stay still and act like a doll"

His brain may be the size of a pea, but his heart's the biggest of all.... Awwwwwww.

Jurassic Park 4: The Neighborhood

Good luck changing your shoes at the beginning of the episode with those small arms.

What Hunter S. Thompson saw when he watched Mr. Rogers.

King: "So what do you call a gay dinosaur?" Queen: "Ummm, Ralph, I think you should..." King: "A Mega-Sore-Ass. Get it? Aw fuck, he's right behind us isn't he?"

Can you say sexual predator? Sure. I knew you could.

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a dinner. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

Id like to talk to you about Jesus.

The history of Scientology in one statue

The Land of Make-Believe started to get a little creepy when Mr. Rodgers asked the kids to sprinkle meat tenderizer on themselves and pretend like they were little, juicy, tasty steaks.

New fossil evidence finds a new dinosaur species -- the pedophilosaurus

Proof that lame plus awesome does not equal cool.

New research suggests the cause of dinosaur extinction may have been the fact that they were actually just a bunch of sissy queers.

Mr. Rogers through the eyes of a Westboro Baptist.

In the Kings last attempt to free himself, he overflowed his diapers with urine and feces to give Dino Rogers the ultimate 'stink palm'.

My name is Barack Obama and I approve this statue.

Replacing the donkey, the democrats decided to adopt a stronger, scarier mascot before the 08 election.

So every other dinosaur I've ever seen depicted is naked? Jurassic Park was dino porn?

"Stay classy San Diego."

Fear and Loathing in the Neighborhood.

Once they managed to clone a T-Rex and it matured to adulthood, it was pretty apparent why they died out.

Oh my God he got the Burger King

Oh wont you eat.. my neighbor! :)

"Senator McCain! Are those Bugle Boys you're wearing!?"

And Christian Science reaches a new low.

I dare you to say some shit about my shoes. I triple-dog dare you!

Not the best argument against creationism.

Fuck you. These are action figures.

Sarah Palin's favorite mascot: Dino the Republican Dinosaur!

Oh, good. The acid is beginning to kick in.

"Hey has anyone seen my cousin Barney?"

FUCK Mr. rogers! There's a new SWEATER IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With the passing of Mister Rogers, King Friday and Queen Sara were forced to pursue more aggressive representation.

...could you be mine, would you be mine, won't you be my dinner?

That'll teach you to use yesterday's captions today...

Freshman!!!

Billy was always having to stand at school because the desks wouldn't accommodate his backward-bending knees...

I have a big head a little arms!

When Marty McFly altered the past and went back to 1985, he didn't realized that his Crispin Glover wasn't his father anymore