Craptions Classics September 17, 2008

"We'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

gm_zero

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Tom Cruise (yellow) and John Travolta (Red) attempt to explain the principles of Scientology.

chemtard

Bob hated donating his change to these two. He was pretty sure they'd blow it on something stupid.

GeeGee

It seems a bit redundant to have the words "Caution" and "Danger" written on outfits like that...

pontificus

Fucking e-harmony...

ZenParadigm

We're pregnant, and the ultrasound says it's orange!

Rex-Jester

I'm you...from the future

scottz6

"I think....no, wait.......... Yep. LSD just kicked in."

jwhaler

Safety first.... and dignity second

bobboringbaker

"Hi, I'm Harold Lederman. I'm an attorney. Here's my card. When the police come and beat the living shit out of you later today, call me."

jwhaler

My god! Look how green that guy's hat is!

gamefreakjohnny

And with one accidental bump, the feud between the Mafia and Cirque du Soleil was on.

Bosephus5000

Most people have a tiny angel and tiny devil over each shoulder. Steve has these two.

zbeebs

Ron's drinking was getting out of hand. He could see the warning signs...

Thomas Calnan

"I'm not asking you to go home and put your 'Police Scene' outfit on Paul. . . I'm TELLING you."

SlothLoveChunk
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