Other Craptions

Tom Cruise (yellow) and John Travolta (Red) attempt to explain the principles of Scientology.

Bob hated donating his change to these two. He was pretty sure they'd blow it on something stupid.

It seems a bit redundant to have the words "Caution" and "Danger" written on outfits like that...

Fucking e-harmony...

We're pregnant, and the ultrasound says it's orange!

I'm you...from the future

"I think....no, wait.......... Yep. LSD just kicked in."

Safety first.... and dignity second

"Hi, I'm Harold Lederman. I'm an attorney. Here's my card. When the police come and beat the living shit out of you later today, call me."

And with one accidental bump, the feud between the Mafia and Cirque du Soleil was on.

My god! Look how green that guy's hat is!

Most people have a tiny angel and tiny devil over each shoulder. Steve has these two.

Ron's drinking was getting out of hand. He could see the warning signs...

"I'm not asking you to go home and put your 'Police Scene' outfit on Paul. . . I'm TELLING you."

"We cannot let you pass until you bring us... A SHRUBBERY!"

"Really?? We had no idea that a bunch of police tape was stolen."

New Orleans has an odd way of dealing with broken traffic lights.

Jim cursed craigslist at first but then realized; at his age a threesome is a threesome

"You seem like safety-conscious people... Do you have life insurance?"

Supervillians "Caution" and "Danger" confront their arch nemesis, "Safety Inspector Man".

"Dude, you said you'd wear one!!!"

"WHOA man, PLEASE put your red rocket back in your DAMN pants."

CSI..........San Francisco

Having turned 60, Elton John and his partner decided it was time to dress more conservatively

Those Truth commercials just keep getting stupider and stupider.

Sesame Street became a scarrier place when TIm Burton started designing the muppets...

"We'd like to ask you about Satan."

Tim Burton's remake of The Cat and the Hat will contain a much darker version of Thing 1 and Thing 2

And it comes with a free 'Men at Work' thong.

I just don't get gay culture.

Project Runway began to run out of challenge ideas sometime around season 6

Caution! Danger! Richard Gere!!!

"We're Here, We're Queer, We..." "Out of my way faggots!"

Evolution turned out to be a little less cool than most people had originally thought.

When Richard Gere got lost in Baltimore, he found the hookers clearly marked.

"Wait...you're breaking up with us?!"

I'd plead self-defense, because "They came out of nowhere" won't fly with the D.A.

I would just throw caution to the wind.

Yeah, you may look weird, but I have a gerbil up my ass.

"Thank you, Caution Lady and Danger Man! If it hadn't been for you, I might have ruined my shoes in that wet cement!"

New York now requires hookers with STD's to wear appropriate clothing...

Jill and Ted resented the costumes that came with their Herpex prescriptions.

Everything is weirder downtown, even Ketchup and Mustard.

Don't move. Don't talk. I think that guy can see us.

Mr. Donnelly asks for directions to the subway in New York's "Fetish District."

Frank about shit himself when his private life became public at the worst time possible.

I now pronounce you Danger and Caution.

We have candy.

Despite the devil like appearance of the one in red, it's apparently the one in yellow that you should be cautious of!