Craptions Classics September 16, 2008

"Macy's phoned - they're ready to pay the ransom..."

Thomas Calnan

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"God, I know it's kinda racist but I'm so tired of hearing that horrible quadruple-red-dick monster music downtown.." "Uh.. dude..." "There's one right behind me isn't there?"

gm_zero

"Ok, now listen up. When we release these things, they're gonna be confused and angry..."

jwhaler

We're gonna need a bigger float.

HelperMonkey

"That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They're testing the net for weaknesses, systematically. They remember."

CavalierX

I won this at the ring toss, I don't know how they expect you to get it home though.

getittwistd

Finally, Barney has been captured and will be destroyed.

pambeesly

Fuck you. They were on sale.

HelperMonkey

Draglining kills thousands of balloon floats every year that become entangled in the nets.

bcanders

"The day for rejoicification has come, for I have captured the terrorists." -George W. Bush

flaminghomer

They're taking this Verizon network metaphor a bit too far...

gamefreakjohnny

I'll say it again, Ma'am...you can't bring your giant red puppy into the city until you have a propotionately sized poop bag.

Roscoe

Need I remind you all that if just one of these things blows, we'll be unleashing an epidemic of squeaky voices all over this city, the likes of which no man could imagine.

HelperMonkey

Chtlulu was easier to harness than previously thought.

kidtatious

"Draw it into the hot gates, where it's giant phallus will count for NOTHING!!!"

gm_zero
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