Other Craptions

Sometimes, "Virgin Records" is more of a descriptive term than a record label.

While everyone is being distracted by the stormtrooper on lead vocals, a young Marty McFly (far left) waits nervously for his parents to kiss as his right hand begins to vanish from existance.

Still less humiliating that being defeated by Ewoks

"So they said 'Storm Trooper.' And I was like 'Storm Troop Her? I hardly know her!' Thank you. I'll be here all night."

"Can I have your attention please!? Uh.. There's a blue X-Wing double parked in a handicapped space out front.... also, your lights are on."

DEATHSTAR SEARCH.

My love for you is like a truck BESERKER!!

Karaoke sucks, even in a galaxy far, far away.

"I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name And in a raspy voice he said Yoda Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda"

FREEBIRD!!!!

We lost the Death Star but i dont care! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!

Michael Jackson finally feels like he looks white enough.

Their music is so awesome that they don't have to resort to any cheap gimmicks.

After several miserable failure, the Empire realized it needed a new method to draw people to the dark side.

Damnit, Steve, where the hell is my fog machine?

A few minutes of uncomfortable silence followed after their guitarist realized it was impossible to play a guitar when your right arm is incorporeal.

Those dern Clone War draft dodgers and their frackin rock and roll!

This is totally unrealistic. That stormtrooper should be wearing his indoor armor, not his forest armor.

"Good, let the humiliation flow through you."

"Where do people get the idea that lead singers are attention whores?"

Thankfully, 20th Century Fox finally cut off George Lucas after seeing early plans for Star Wars Episode VII: Electric Boogaloo

No no NO! I said GARTH Brooks!

No, this is not what I meant when I said a BIKER bar!

After the destruction of the Death Star the empire was in disarray. Carl then pursued other interest.

Pink converse? Really?

"Give it up for our new lead singer, TK-721!"

We got chicks that look like dykes, livin' in a stormtrooper's paradise.

Steve's Uncle's warehouse. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.

The gay is strong in this one...

Pictured: lots and lots of virginity.

Not shown: The back of his assless uniform

No, we won't play the goddamn Cantina song. Yes, we can play "Wind Beneath My Wings."

John McCain is really going all out to reach a younger demographic.

The trampolines give that "space-age" effect.

Years from now, these guys will look back on this time in their lives, laugh nervously and desperately try to change the subject.

OK, attention everyone..Attention. We have a speeder bike, tag number XLS700, you left your repulserlift engine on. Repeat XLS700 your repulserlift engine was left on.

At "Battle of the Bands: Death Star", a Rancor is released from the door behind the stage if the band doesn't perform well.

Cylon wasnt doing so well after he left Garfunkel.

Take me down to Coruscant City where the grass is unseen and the girls are pretty! Ooh won't you please take me home!?

Dasani paid big bucks to put Aquafina in this picture

Tonight on The Empire's Got Talent!...

These new bands are all just CLONES.

"Ladies and Gentelman, I'd like your attention. I've been with this perfect girl Laurie for 2 weeks now.. and.. aww hell.. Laurie, will you marry me?" "I don't think the word 'no' is sufficient enough in this situation."

Say what you like, they're better than the Phantom Menace.

With the activation of the Hadron Collider, the president couldn't think of a better band to sing "It's the End of the World as We Know It"

The drummer and lead guitarist wearing matching ties? What a couple of losers.

The Stormtroopers of Death were not as intimidating live as they were on record.

The only thing worse than the shitty band they got for the prom was Principal Finkle's attempt to be "cool."

I don't care, it's still better than listening to the new Metallica.