Craptions Classics September 15, 2008

I find your lack of rhythm disturbing.

C-townSteamer

Other Craptions

Sometimes, "Virgin Records" is more of a descriptive term than a record label.

CavalierX

While everyone is being distracted by the stormtrooper on lead vocals, a young Marty McFly (far left) waits nervously for his parents to kiss as his right hand begins to vanish from existance.

jmble

Still less humiliating that being defeated by Ewoks

bobboringbaker

"So they said 'Storm Trooper.' And I was like 'Storm Troop Her? I hardly know her!' Thank you. I'll be here all night."

roktober

"Can I have your attention please!? Uh.. There's a blue X-Wing double parked in a handicapped space out front.... also, your lights are on."

gm_zero

DEATHSTAR SEARCH.

andysjunkyard

My love for you is like a truck BESERKER!!

Shmil

Karaoke sucks, even in a galaxy far, far away.

Bell110

"I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name And in a raspy voice he said Yoda Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda"

Thomas Calnan

We lost the Death Star but i dont care! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!

walloftext

Michael Jackson finally feels like he looks white enough.

ShawnStu

Their music is so awesome that they don't have to resort to any cheap gimmicks.

dant

After several miserable failure, the Empire realized it needed a new method to draw people to the dark side.

paranoidpyro
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