Craptions Classics September 13, 2008

Every day at noon Zen and Yuko must reenact the battle between Asian Pope and Pikachu. They do not question their fate... For this is the way of the samurai.

Wasteroo

Other Craptions

Yellow traffic cones? Asians are fucking weird.

Tranorix

Political debates in China are much more interesting.

CavalierX

Pope Jin Pau II kicking some heathen ass.

ShawnStu

Once the crowds and international media left Beijing, the Chinese were finally able to deal with their bronze medal winners in the traditional style.

DrDank

The battle against SARS is a tough one

SUPERNAUT44

Not pictured: Real eyebrows

eggigeggi1

''Take the picture! We can't hold this pose...much...longer...''

TheLastEnemy

The Japanese take jaywalking very seriously

StupidCliche

Hey, if the gang fights in America were like this you'd be taking pictures too.

AwsmEmily

Everyone was too distracted by the martial artists to notice the masked individuals in the background clearly awaiting some sort of zombie virus outbreak.

Facemaker

"Do i have to dad?" "Timmy, how can i trust you to take care of your own kitten if you can't even kill a sword wielding man in a tiger suit?"

badonia

The Olympics were over. Life was back to normal in Beijing.

Via-Sol

Sing: And Than He Swung His Sword and as I Jumped I Was Like .........."Ninja Please, You Fucking Real G"

xxmaxlargemanxx

Sen Ji's Takeout promised delivery in 30 minutes. And not one fucking thing was gonna stand in his way.

Via-Sol
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