Other Craptions

Yellow traffic cones? Asians are fucking weird.

Political debates in China are much more interesting.

Pope Jin Pau II kicking some heathen ass.

Once the crowds and international media left Beijing, the Chinese were finally able to deal with their bronze medal winners in the traditional style.

The battle against SARS is a tough one

Not pictured: Real eyebrows

''Take the picture! We can't hold this pose...much...longer...''

The Japanese take jaywalking very seriously

Hey, if the gang fights in America were like this you'd be taking pictures too.

Everyone was too distracted by the martial artists to notice the masked individuals in the background clearly awaiting some sort of zombie virus outbreak.

"Do i have to dad?" "Timmy, how can i trust you to take care of your own kitten if you can't even kill a sword wielding man in a tiger suit?"

The Olympics were over. Life was back to normal in Beijing.

Sing: And Than He Swung His Sword and as I Jumped I Was Like .........."Ninja Please, You Fucking Real G"

Sen Ji's Takeout promised delivery in 30 minutes. And not one fucking thing was gonna stand in his way.

Pikachu's ritualistic slaying was well documented photographically.

The live-action Pokemon movie just looks stupid.

Nobody has written a craption yet. Be the first to write one!

If you like Chinese food, it's better not to see how it's made.

Gay Trouble in Little China.

No one in the crowd knew why they were fighting, but it was pretty obvious it had nothing to do with honour...

In Asia, their sacrifices are a lot more entertaining.

被喝的惱怒的红脸 戰鬥 汙濁的黃色口袋邪魔

What you don't know is this isn't a photo, its actually a video clip form the matrix. yeah, they can jump for that long.

Must regain honor! at 5cents an HOUR!

USE THUNDERBOLT!!!

And just then Ming Dau's pants ripped. Cameras were drawn in milliseconds.

Couching Tiger, Hidden Jump-Rope

Far East side Crips fo' life!

Crouching tiger, spritely Asian.

This is what Juan was trying to crap on from the top of that building.

This really makes me wonder what those people are watching a mere five feet to the left.

Ahh... there's nothing like the real China. Not the one we saw in the Olympics.

The Japanese kids show, "Katanas in Pyjamas", did little to restore children's faith in the "honorable hero" genre.

Asians know the true story of Christianity, but like everything else, they chose to make it better.

Frying Pope, Clouching Tiger This time it's purrrrrrrrsonal

Chickety china the Chinese chicken. have a drum stick and your brain starts KICKING

Best family reunion EVER.

"Mighty Morphin' Pastry Chefs" was the latest craze to hit Japan

Where is Kurt Russell when you need him?

Michael Bay's POKEMON!

The rise in bird-flu related cases has caused the Chinese government to publicly demonstrate how to kill a giant yellow chicken.

This is the LAST TIME you deliver me my Chinese food late, you bastard.

Crouching Tiger, No One Cares

....And that's about it for Christianity. Any questions?

No matter what country you're in, "Punch and Judy" is a crowd pleaser.

"I killed the mouse, Tsao. Relax."

Crouching Tiger, Flying Jackass

Crouching tiger, hidden ass-whooping.

Really?...Asians?...Again? FRANCE isn't even doing anything remotely funny right now? Or was there some shipping mix-up, and 3/4's of the world's cameras were dropped off there?