Wasteroo
Every day at noon Zen and Yuko must reenact the battle between Asian Pope and Pikachu. They do not question their fate... For this is the way of the samurai.
DrDank
Once the crowds and international media left Beijing, the Chinese were finally able to deal with their bronze medal winners in the traditional style.
AwsmEmily
Hey, if the gang fights in America were like this you'd be taking pictures too.
Facemaker
Everyone was too distracted by the martial artists to notice the masked individuals in the background clearly awaiting some sort of zombie virus outbreak.
badonia
"Do i have to dad?" "Timmy, how can i trust you to take care of your own kitten if you can't even kill a sword wielding man in a tiger suit?"
xxmaxlargemanxx
Sing: And Than He Swung His Sword and as I Jumped I Was Like .........."Ninja Please, You Fucking Real G"
Via-Sol
Sen Ji's Takeout promised delivery in 30 minutes. And not one fucking thing was gonna stand in his way.
melissa
What you don't know is this isn't a photo, its actually a video clip form the matrix. yeah, they can jump for that long.
Kierkegaard
No one in the crowd knew why they were fighting, but it was pretty obvious it had nothing to do with honour...
marlonsroad
Ahh... there's nothing like the real China. Not the one we saw in the Olympics.
dandaman
The Japanese kids show, "Katanas in Pyjamas", did little to restore children's faith in the "honorable hero" genre.
Via-Sol
This really makes me wonder what those people are watching a mere five feet to the left.
kph59
The rise in bird-flu related cases has caused the Chinese government to publicly demonstrate how to kill a giant yellow chicken.
elasantoblue
Chickety china the Chinese chicken. have a drum stick and your brain starts KICKING
Tezzle
Really?...Asians?...Again? FRANCE isn't even doing anything remotely funny right now? Or was there some shipping mix-up, and 3/4's of the world's cameras were dropped off there?
Cmajor
Asians know the true story of Christianity, but like everything else, they chose to make it better.
Rhane
Yeah, it's great for saving gas and attracting attention, but what happens in a drive-by?
dudaruma
Not to be outdone by Jim Jones, the Japanese Bull Cult just added a little more kick to their services
badonia
Divorce court asian style. winner gets the house & kids. loser gets....well loser gets gutted with a sword.
ss61
Watch as i make your special fried rice, special again by slaughtering this 'goat'!!!
CavalierX
Poor Jet Li can't even go to the corner store without getting in some kind of wierd fight.
Nickman
alright man, fair fight? sure! okay! first one to get cut goes to the salt mines!
theschweitz
While momentarily amused by the two guys jumping around and fighting, most of the crowd REALLY wanted to see the 'horny schoolgirl parade,' just off the frame to the left.
DigitalNucleus
Even SARS did not keep spectators from admiring the Waxed Eyebrows Samurai. The Crapping Unicorn Ninja was a nice bonus, too.
MasterRadishes
Watching the replay later, the one in white was disqualified when strings were discovered tied to his torso.
FortySixAndTwo
Kind of a sparse crowd tonight, as a plague of SARS has made it tough to make it to the ballpark
bunnalsom
It's a good think they have those masks on, I hear the bird fru is really bad over there.
scottz6
But what's going on behind them that has most of the crowd's attention? That's what I want to know.
Lord
In beijing, a week after the games ended, the chinese medalists would fight to the death to determine the true champion of the people!
Lord
Thats Jet Li?! ... I know... He never really was the same after returning from San Fran
Lord
Hey everyone I'd just like to say that I'm proud that every1 so far has managed to quell the urge within them to make fun of Japan.
Lord
ȵĐŭĺ Y @Sɫڴаħ TRANSLATES 2: The drink was the angry red Fight Dirty yellow pocket demons
brandonel1
if you notice some people arent even looking at them i wanna know what is so interesting
Stormfucker
That's not a blade, the yellow ninja is holding a rope. The white monk is jumping off a rope mario-style. That's how cool he is.
docScorpio
The use of wires are just not in martial arts movies, they are apart of everyday life.
iantendo
what I want to know is what the hell could be happening to the left of this to make those old dudes look the other way
Jack-O
After waiting hundreds of years, Asia's premiere dragon slayer will take what he can get.
microhendy
Judging from the stance of the yellow guy, it's not hard to guess why people are wearing gas masks.
iantendo
OK so I've heard of Paint the Fence, Sand the Floors and Wax on Wax Off... but what the hell is Jump the Stick??
Prinny
Yellow-Guy is engaging one of his feard fart-attacks. Hikari and Amy came prepared.
somedumbskank
Moments before striking down his opponent, the sage warrior is thankful for childhood years playing with Skip-It.
Alan
After careful consideration, beijing officials decided Uma was far too aggressive with her ESL students
last.heartbeat
The crowd watched in suspense as the decision for the new Mayor was being decided.
Ninjamuffin
The dangerous sport of Japanese Limbo kills more people each year than all other sports combined.
velocirapture
Konnichiwa, my name is Ichigo Nakamora. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
DrXtreme
Auditions for the upcoming movie, "Flying Pope, Crouching Pikachu" was a very popular event this summer.
Leaf
The answer to the less commonly asked rhetorical question: "Is the pope an asian martial arts champion?"
spoo
Horror-of-horrors, the next moment Ling felt the seams part in the back of his yellow silk pants.
ArthurSpeakman
It's a fight to the death, and the only way to regain your dignity is to not die in one of those goofy suits.
Meow
"Chung Li take it back or face my wrath!!!" Chung Li laughed and said,"Never Wang Pu Pokemon red version is way better than the blue version"
OxySnake
Everyone readied there cameras, trying to capture the exact moment these two realized they were jumping around a busy street in there pajamas.
hillzagold
The crowd held their breath in shock. The man just got headbutted in the nuts mid-jump.
DigitalNucleus
The asian street performers' bizarre interpretation of Sesame Street is highly admired by all. Well, except those two old men. They're checking out the approaching Fraggle Rock cheerleaders.
crapshacskate
The Japanese have to one-up everything we do. Even jump-roping has to kick ass.
DeathDrop
Japan demonstrates the power of Crest Whitening Expressions in their own unique way.
russoni
Those people on the left are too busy looking at the hippie-powered bicycle to notice this epic Poke-battle.
mjccrimson
The winner will copulate with his victim before killing and eating him. This is just how they do things in the Far East. Nothing personal.
schnook
Cinderella Dressed in yella Went downstairs to kiss her fella She made a mistake And kissed a snake How many doctors will it take? 1! 2! 3! 4...
Nezidig
Noted: Asians wear hospital masks to prevent from sperm splatter of Pikachu and Freaky Asian Man.
EinDose
I dunno about any of you, but suddenly I see how the Olympics could become worth watching.
russnut
A simple misunderstanding while sword fighting in front of a urinal, spilled onto the street as horrified onlookers gasp in amazement at the two convicted pedophiles.
Akime
Nobody ever realized that they were actually watching a scene from Tron 2 being filmed.
Ranger
Hey...isn't that Michael Jackson wearing a mask in the back row to the left? No...the other guy touching the little boy inappropriately as seen at: www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
Jump through hoops?! If you want to work for my Pussy...you're gonna have to jump over my Samurai Sword!
ScotianGold
Three beautiful - yet lethal - members of the Sisterhood of the White Surgical Mask are waiting for just the right moment to make their legendary Motorola RAZR Attack.
DangerousShake
So many cameras...because we can't afford to let the miracles of poke-battles out of our children's history textbooks.
The Sound Defense
It is traditional to wear breathing masks during the historic re-enactment of White Blood Cell vs. Jackal Fever.
user07
The hero defended vigorously, for he knew if his enemy should succeed at a rear attack......Dishonour!
Cereldi
Palin (yellow): hey Hanzo are you sure this will get the support of Japanese American voters? Hanzo (A democrat) : Trust me, that 300million dollar bridge? Never happened
idreamofrobots
While the Pacific Northwest gets Bigfoot and Central America has the Chupacabra, not every community gets a cool monster. The locals around here barely even flinch when Frillychicken is spotted.
emanresU
Tragically, the four man team of the Latvian space program all perished shortly afterwards in their first attempt at space travel.
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