Other Craptions

"Dude I can get 57 miles to the hippie in this thing"

Bob dejectedly walked home after losing his seat in automotive musical chairs.

Should have gone to freecreditreport.com...

Pictured left to right: The SUV Lane, the Pedal Power Lane, and "My Shit Is Broke" Lane

Rochester, NY, eventually got tired of the random appearances of 25th century Amish time machines.

Sure it saves them a lot of money on gas, but when they get to make-out point, things are going to get awkward.

Hey look, it's Sarah Palin's supporters...all of them!

Yeah, it's got a HEMI...

Fighting back against skyrocketing gas prices, students at MIT succeeded in creating the first vehicle powered exclusively by looking like a douchebag.

Hey Buddy! Can you give us a push?

Dual airbags optional, but pointless.

Hey good lookin'. Back to pick you up later.

Canada: North America's Japan.

Those illegal immigrants just aren't trying anymore

As Jeff walked away from the parking garage he stopped.... "Mutherfucker! Somebody ELSE has got one!"

Another one of those restaurants?

Some people will do ANYTHING to park in the handicapped spot

What the inside a car engine looks like in my wife's imagination.

Its always been hard for bob to stay off the wagon, but this was just unfair.

"You know, they normally pedal a lot faster, but I forgot my bullwhip and large drum today."

Half of the participants suddenly wanted a sandwich.

It's great, it's efficient, it's fun. Until it rains.

Volkswagen unveils thier newest concept vehicle, the Dushbaag.

Al Gore's solution to global warming

Tom Brady stares on as the Patriots Superbowl bandwagon drives off to Indy

Made by hippies Not mechanics

When you need insurance, All State is there ... unless you're those guys.

NO, I don't want to look at your rods and pistons.

Car part theft has become quite an issue in certain parts of the city.

The latest green car runs completely on self-satisfaction and superiority.

No thanks, I'll walk.

Jim was deemed "too gay" for the decabike.

Grand Theft Auto V: Woodstock

DAMN NINJAS!

"This whole car thing. I'm not sure you're getting it."

"No hitchhikers, bitch"

Yeah, this will show them darn arabs.

Unfortunately due to a design flaw, the pedal car didn't move, as nobody thought about facing the pedalers forward.

And everything is made of hemp!

License and registration please! Eh? Eh?! Fuck you. My dog just died.

What the FUCK?!? That guy hanging from the building up there just crapped on me!!

The Black & Decker Mobile Tool Rack. $89.99 plus tax.

"Keep you head down. Don't turn around," Sally thought to herself. But, Dan recognized her green shirt. Sally would never live this down.

"Man ass.. hot ass.. hot ass. man ass.. old ass...."

You need to be this unemployed to on this ride

It's a new fad for the environmentally conscious; it's called "Green Pooling"

What amazes me is not the human powered vehicle with a busload of riders, it's the fact that they apear to have literally constructed from parts of the bus in the background.

Tom-"Screw you guys if I call shotgun it means I get shotgun." Everyone else- "Fuck you Tom."

Unfortunately, due to a simple design flaw, the pedal car didn't move, as no one thought to face the pedalers forward.