Craptions Classics September 12, 2008

He see us rollin'. He be hatin.

jwhaler

Other Craptions

"Dude I can get 57 miles to the hippie in this thing"

iantendo

Bob dejectedly walked home after losing his seat in automotive musical chairs.

Holy the Goalie

Should have gone to freecreditreport.com...

velocirapture

Pictured left to right: The SUV Lane, the Pedal Power Lane, and "My Shit Is Broke" Lane

jwhaler

Rochester, NY, eventually got tired of the random appearances of 25th century Amish time machines.

Roscoe

Sure it saves them a lot of money on gas, but when they get to make-out point, things are going to get awkward.

Holy the Goalie

Hey look, it's Sarah Palin's supporters...all of them!

getittwistd

Fighting back against skyrocketing gas prices, students at MIT succeeded in creating the first vehicle powered exclusively by looking like a douchebag.

DrDank

Yeah, it's got a HEMI...

frees33

Hey Buddy! Can you give us a push?

TechnoCupcake

Dual airbags optional, but pointless.

kinghonkey

Hey good lookin'. Back to pick you up later.

ShawnStu

Canada: North America's Japan.

Bosephus5000

Those illegal immigrants just aren't trying anymore

Tranorix
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