Holy the Goalie
Bob dejectedly walked home after losing his seat in automotive musical chairs.
jwhaler
Pictured left to right: The SUV Lane, the Pedal Power Lane, and "My Shit Is Broke" Lane
Roscoe
Rochester, NY, eventually got tired of the random appearances of 25th century Amish time machines.
Holy the Goalie
Sure it saves them a lot of money on gas, but when they get to make-out point, things are going to get awkward.
DrDank
Fighting back against skyrocketing gas prices, students at MIT succeeded in creating the first vehicle powered exclusively by looking like a douchebag.
jwhaler
As Jeff walked away from the parking garage he stopped.... "Mutherfucker! Somebody ELSE has got one!"
staypuftmm
Its always been hard for bob to stay off the wagon, but this was just unfair.
blackadderz
"You know, they normally pedal a lot faster, but I forgot my bullwhip and large drum today."
Spirolli
The writers of Speed 3 were unsure how to make the movie more interesting. Let's just say they failed miserably.
phreesh
While there was plenty of seating, the new Pontiac was subject to some serious rust issues.
abernathy
"Keep you head down. Don't turn around," Sally thought to herself. But, Dan recognized her green shirt. Sally would never live this down.
GOOSE09
Tom-"Screw you guys if I call shotgun it means I get shotgun." Everyone else- "Fuck you Tom."
EddieBrock412
What amazes me is not the human powered vehicle with a busload of riders, it's the fact that they apear to have literally constructed from parts of the bus in the background.
fatbastard
Unfortunately, due to a simple design flaw, the pedal car didn't move, as no one thought to face the pedalers forward.
Jenna_Tullwortz
What the FUCK?!? That guy hanging from the building up there just crapped on me!!
Mortuga
Unfortunately due to a design flaw, the pedal car didn't move, as nobody thought about facing the pedalers forward.
hulk67851
And, they were later all killed because there was nothing to protect from being thrown from the vehicle when it abruptly stopped to keep from hitting a dog.
schneidremarks
Black-Cap Man was so impressed by the "Made by Bikers" burger on the billboard that he was unable to warn Professor Cottrell's AP Physics class that their portable Hadron Collider was about to turn right onto a left-going One Way. Disaster struck
queeftastical
London's attempts to overshadow the Beijing opening ceremonies are still in the prototype stage.
Dragonman
We're on our way to visit my son. He's the guy on those freecreditreport.com commercials.
rinkster
Indian automakers may make a $2500 4 cylinder car but the cost of their V8 is outrageous once you factor in room and board for the engine.
phreesh
Al Gore put his pants in his jeans and chuckled. He'd seen this coming YEARS ago.
dario10
Pictured; Michael Bay realising he'd need more than $250 to make Transformers 2. A lot more.
roktober
"That's right America, the first car powered exclusively by hand-jobs! We are going green like a mother-fucker!"
Roscoe
As the androids left the bunkers on their Chuzwuzzlers, Dr. Suess knew he would finally have his revenge on the film industry for Jim Carrey's Grinch, even from beyond the grave.
lethys
Fred stared longingly into Jim's eyes from his metal pedal chassis, feeling trapped by the Junkyard Wars feud that had started between their two clans.
catwedding
That bitch! This is how she gets back at me?! Parading around town in the gangbang mobile!!!
iantendo
"Look guys when the Flintstones did it that shit was hilarious , but to be honest you just look like a bunch of dicks..."
isles147
With gas prices still higher than wanted people are now turning to alternative options...like the Mexican powered wagon which only costs 75 cents a day to operate
RockBandInc.
Pretty much everyone in the bus in the background had a little jealousy inside them.
huntsvegas
Doge unwisely released their new mini van without giving it a run in the crash test chamber.
catwedding
Jennifer, being a little slow, took her therapists advice and showed Ben that she was moving on
phreesh
"Hey Rick, instead of standing on the back, couldn't you help pedal?" "Don't ask stupid questions. Focus on the road." "If you're not going to help, why are you here?" I have people skills."
iantendo
On reflection "Man vs. Pedal Car" was one of the more boring Top Gear challenges.
velocirapture
At this point, Debra started to kick herself for volunteering to carry the WHOLE soccer team to practice.
ClintBeastwood
Much to Johns surprise and delight...the white slave trade had not only gone mainstream...............but they delivered!
thejoshualee
Arnold was distracted from his morning walk by the most bristly, bushy beard he ever did see.
ClintBeastwood
This fall.....from the people that brought you the Segway................comes The LEGWAY! (now available in heterosexual)
jpj420
That is by far the dumbest shit I've ever seen. This from somebody who reads Cracked.com daily.
dmcooper
Although they thought that Tim was eyeing their cool, new ride, he was really looking at the grilled sandwich in the billboard and thinking about lunch.
dtomek
That tasty ass on the end (right side) was just too tempting to not warrant a double take.
steeltesseract
"So he packed up the family and moved to Beverly....Hills that is...Swimming Pools....Movie Stars..."
Stardog
That is some extremely efficient mode of transportation, just look how many people could fit in that enormous bus
HelperMonkey
And just then, the people on the passing bus felt their self esteem sky-rocket.
crdiscoverer
Right to left: Evolution of human transportation according to the state of Iowa.
LethalSpuds
Chevy unveils the new 2009 "GET YOURASS PEDDLIN" hybrid. Runs on a mixture of pure muscle and a healthy dose of "oh fuck there's a hill coming up.
abernathy
The new Honda hybrid allows you to be self-rightous and smug with eleven friends.
filler
it would be so tempting to just reach out your hand and slap some ass...so tempting...
Kierkegaard
You know you're behind the times when even hillbillies start driving hybrids.
Outsyder
Some car companies make cars for their customers. Others make their customers into cars. I'll be here all week...
skyman299
The Ninth Most Terrifying Restaurant In The World: dining amongst the cabs in Manhattan
doug.weber1
Senator Biden demonstrates how America can cure its addiction to foreign oil by harnessing the power of its inexhaustible supply of idiots.
montanaguy
Must have been designed by congress or the senate. Two opposite views, and going nowhere fast.
Wazula
-Guys. There's a perfectly good bus across the street, and my SUV has a full tank. -Fuck you, Raymond. We're saving the environment. -
Ninjamuffin
After being thrown out of the Autobots, Larry, a lesser known Transformer, finds work where he can.
RNbulletsponge
Sorry, I can't think of a good Craption.... I got stuck behind this thing.
Leaf
Jim walked down the middle of the right hand lane and wondered if those people realized how dangerous it was to be riding that ridiculous looking vehicle in busy traffic... seconds later, Jim was hit by a pick-up truck...
Zoo06
The Ass Slap mobile. Simply extend your hand as it drives by and slap up to 5 asses at once!
Wasteroo
Jeff tried to stroll calmly by, but inside he was seething; there was never enough room for him at the cool kids' table.
crysta1
The new Hybrid car with virtually no emissions. but only 10 miles to the gallon (of pepsi)
Frostilicus
Man: What's that you have the- Group: WE ARE THE ROLLING HORROR, STYGIAN HARVESTER OF FLESH. JOIN US OR BE OBLITERATED. Man: ..I'll walk.
kinghonkey
Commuters, eager to bypass high gas prices, carpool to work in a vehicle powered by their own inane bitching about...high gas prices.
getittwistd
Frank stared...envious that he would not get to participate in this years "Streak Ride".
MTF
Mr. Greene's rolling seance sessions were about as successful as his unimaginatively named "Cart of Carrying People Around the City" was pretty.
kareokie
moments before Greg decided to jump on simultaneously defining critical mass and spoiling the fun for everyone.
getittwistd
Arty misread the text message and thought the buggy drag race was a 2pm, suceeding in embarrasing his entire team.
RSoph
World's shortest parade...with only one float...and they lost the top of the float three blocks back.
blackadderz
The future of Public Transportation when the Green Party finally gets into the White House.
queeftastical
If the 2009 10 person orgymobile offends you so much then don't look at it mister!
velocirapture
Bob cursed them. He COULD afford one of those new human -powered hybirds, but he didn't have any friends.
superpoop
Guy in back of vehicle: "Hey you! Want to tug on my cock like these other people?"
Reagle
The unfortunate man was beaten to an inch of his life before the offended bikers realized the man was just hungry.
AlphaKenny1
As Joel watched The Assaulted Nuts comedy troupe's rendition of "The Last Supper on Wheels," irony struck when he was by an oncoming 18 wheel Mack truck.
Lolmao
waaiit.... how do they steer, how do they stop? and what happens when that light changes...
magicbuddah23
After police removed the body of the minivan, they found 11 immigrants ready to be sold after the border to Texas was crossed.
magicbuddah23
Alright guys I'm through!!!! I mean gas prices are high but this is just fuckin stupid!!!!!
bulletz
Now that we have made enough space to seat us all..how do we move this damn thing?!
baleeted
The South-East Pennsylvania Transit Authority suffers yet another budget cutback.
axdwscfe
Four tickets were handed out this morning, for not wearing seat belts, not using the left-turn signal, operating a vehicle under 5000 pounds after 3pm, and trafficking of illegal immigrants.
LILQBENG
Christian Extremists have reached a new low in getting their opinions out there opting instead to re-enact the last supper instead of going with the usual bumper sticker...
Fkelleghan
These television commercials are becoming increasingly hard for viewers to figure out which product they are advertising.
agentknives
Guy on front of the mangled heap: "Hey baby, check out our new wheels, a little something whipped up by the guy from yesterday's craption!"
Dr.Spork
One has no gas, one has no motor and one has no money. The moral of the story is only poor people get anywhere in the future.
Dr.Spork
What's funny is that the SUV only has one guy in it. Take that, enviro-bitches!
JIMMUKI
Hey man... Im kind of a 3rd wheel... you uh... I know your probably walking faster than we are moving... come on... im lonely... please hope on?
Recap_Modotti
When I was told that they had solved the energy crisis and obesity at the same time this was not what I had in mind
omgwtf
Peddle, peddle, peddle your car. Slowly down the road!If you see a petofile don't forget to scream!
MrTweek
So all it takes to save on gas is some scrap metal, four tires, 18 pedals, and 9 douchebags.
monkeywithagun
On the way to the Democratic National Convention some hippies hit hard traffic.
uzielis
Cruisin' for a brusin, we're takin' no crap. AK in my trunk, and a Glock on my lap.
last.heartbeat
"I just don't know what you were thinking, there is just no way we're all going to fit in the seat!"
PirateSeagull
In a recent study scientists found that humans added the most crumple zones.
Doodles
It was at this point that Fred realized that "going green" actually meant "going gay"
Rhane
Yeah, it's great for saving gas and attracting attention, but what happens in a drive-by?
MasterRadishes
Chung: "Hey Sing, look at how stupid those people look, they're wearing surgical masks"
megop
What is it about Asians that they can't do anything normal, even jump rope, like the rest of the world?
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