Craptions Classics September 08, 2008

To the horror of the audience, after winning the derby, Jockey #69 does his trademark celebration dance

Rissiki

Other Craptions

On the set of "The Christopher Reeves Story" starring Pauly Shore.

megaweege66

"Needs to stick this dismount for the Gold"

shaf

Wild centaurs look quite different when compared to their mythical counterparts.

angelof

Pictured: The real reason why mommas dont let their babies grow up to be cowboys.

Truthiness

Some people enjoy horse back riding... others prefer horse front riding.

Thomas Calnan

Whoaaaa Nelly...NO TEETH!

DerWaffleHaus

His Crotch must smell like carrots

megaweege66

Always the show off, Neo flipped over the horse, grabbed the stick, and proceeded to dodge seventeen bullets that he shot at himself before remounting the horse in two seconds. Nobody was watching.

MTF

The Lone Ranger and Silver sure went downhill after their drinking problem.

happydude

You can lead a horse to water, but he's still going to crack you in the nuts at any given opportunity.

grggary

"But Q, I still don't understand why the saddle needs an ejec---"

jwhaler

Whoa, that guy's hung like a horse!

DerWaffleHaus

"Seriously, I was kidding about going to the glue factory!"

DerWaffleHaus

Jim the Centaur would never forget the day he walked in on his parents "doing it".

zbeebs
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