To the horror of the audience, after winning the derby, Jockey #69 does his trademark celebration dance
On the set of "The Christopher Reeves Story" starring Pauly Shore.
"Needs to stick this dismount for the Gold"
Wild centaurs look quite different when compared to their mythical counterparts.
Pictured: The real reason why mommas dont let their babies grow up to be cowboys.
Some people enjoy horse back riding... others prefer horse front riding.
Whoaaaa Nelly...NO TEETH!
His Crotch must smell like carrots
Always the show off, Neo flipped over the horse, grabbed the stick, and proceeded to dodge seventeen bullets that he shot at himself before remounting the horse in two seconds.
Nobody was watching.
The Lone Ranger and Silver sure went downhill after their drinking problem.
You can lead a horse to water, but he's still going to crack you in the nuts at any given opportunity.
"But Q, I still don't understand why the saddle needs an ejec---"
Whoa, that guy's hung like a horse!
"Seriously, I was kidding about going to the glue factory!"
Jim the Centaur would never forget the day he walked in on his parents "doing it".