Other Craptions

Fish and CHiPs

It's may be racial profiling, but I just know that red one has weed on her.

"The boss said there was no way we could miss the three informants." "Did he say anything else about them?" "No." "Damn."

The gang problem in Florida is well........ different.

Once they got the hookers off the street, they were confronted by a new problem.

"And I'm telling you, Bob, that it don't matter if the bottom half is a fish.... there's more than one way in..."

Where the fuck is Waldo?

Officer Johnson attempted to dangle his bait, but the mermaids weren't biting.

The new viral video, 3 mermaids, 3 cops, 1 cup has yet to reach the popularity level of its older counterpart.

In the human world, facing a DUI, Ariel knew that her father would not be happy about this one bit.

Police successfully nab some illegal immigrants from Atlantis

Oh shit- hide the seaweed.

Some adults never grow out of their old high school cliques...

Oh I spot the differences: That ones drinking out of a cup, those two are wearing hats but that's all I've got so far

Hey, Big Red! Do the flippers match the drapes?

Pictured: Cast of extras for "Cops and Bobbers"

Both look like pigs to me

Oh I get it, this is one of those "Magic Eye" things, Except if you stare and let your eyes cross a little, eventually you'll realize you're totally wasting time you could be spending playing "Spore".

This was the scene 1 hour before Micheal Phelps was conceived.

Black Cop: It's alright dude, you tried to ask her out, that's what matters. Bold Cop: It's not that, I mean, I thought out of all people it could be her in the mermaid suite, you know.

Alright boys, on the count of three... wait. We need to do something about that guy with the camera first.

How to experience multiple fantasies without spending alot of money

The Police waited Patiently for Sebastian to sneak out of the meth lab, under cover of his "lady friends".

The funny thing is there's a group of 3 clowns off to the right

dressing as a mermaid is actually an arrestable offence in the state of Detroit

"What's the name of that amusement place..." "Where?" "You know 50 miles from here" " Ahh do you mean ' Police-Mermaid-Donut-Sex-Polo Land' "Possibly'

"There's something fishy about those three ladies...."

"Hey, you mermaids are going to need a land permit to be here."

"You know, guys, when Tony Soprano said we were going to sleep with the fishes, I was a little worried... but things are looking up!!"

"So guys, we're agreed - we all want the fish sandwich for lunch..."

On the set of the next David Lynch movie.

''What the hell are they wearing?'' ''I know, cop uniforms are so last year.''

A movie about a wacky mixup between a cop movie and a mermaid movie. Fuck you, Steve Martin.

Come on Curly, Moe, we got bigger fish to fry.

Now picture Police Academy and Splash. ...Ok so have you got that?

The Cops: "Yeah, the real weirdos always come out at 4:18 in the afternoon."

"...We'll be needing the Bras too..."

Black cop: "Dammit, Hector, when I told you to 'serve the red one' I meant serve court papers, not dancing..."

Black Cop: So long. I've been waiting so long for this moment... White Cop: Bill. They're lesbians. Black Cop: ......no......

Madonna's back-up singers prepare to clash with Prince's back-up singers.

Pictured: 3 San Francisco cops and San Francisco's version of McGruff the crime dog...

mmm, fish and pork, it's what's for dinner

As always, the bride picked out bridesmaid dresses that none of the girls would EVER wear again...

I can't think of a craption right now so I'll put this one up instead of five or so, so I won't look like jwhaler.

"So what if she laughed and called you Kojak, there are plenty of fish in the sea."

Shortly after the show had ended, the Powerpuff Girls were arrested for prostitution. "Big Daddy Utonium" however, is still pimpin the streets of Townsville.

The Policeman's Ball had hit budget problems in the past year

The casting call was for three "metrmaids", so until they resolved that typo, there was nothing to do but wait.

"Sorry ladies, no mermaids allowed. Moose out front shoulda told ya."