Other Craptions

Unemployed, hungry and fused to the sidewalk. Can you spare some change?

This is actually a chalk drawing.

At the last second, Billy kicked his soccer ball into the teleporter with Dr. Hanson...

In the year 2063, when John Connor moved the rebel fighters to what was left of San Fransisco, the machines released its first, gay terminator robot, the butT-1000

Facing down the Half-There-Sewer-Dude, Batman longed for the days when his enemies actually scared him.

Ebay: On sale. Blinged out hood ornament from the Blue Man Group's Tour Bus. Mint Condition. Doing Macarena

"Will freak out small children for food."

Looks like Michael Jackson is stuck in purgatory

Damn it, Scotty! You have one fucking job! Beam me up. Thats it. Just, beam me the fuck up! Not half of me, not some of me. ALL OF ME GOD DAMN IT! And tell Sulu to keep his fucking dirty little hands off my lower half this time! Last time I c

If I had a nickel for every time I saw one of these... I'd have a nickel.

Now I know why they call it a "man-hole cover"...

The stories of alligators in the New York sewer system are just urban legend.... the reality is much, much worse...

He's half the man he used to be.

Holy Crap. It's the thing from that dream i keep having! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!!!?

At 3:24 pm., the radioactive sewer soccer people atacked

After a popular stint in the late 80's, the Crash Test Dummies have fallen on hard times.

...Oops, wrong inter-dimensional portal.

Another tragic case of sewercide....

Regrets...yeah, I have a few.

"The Public Coin Operated Double Fister" was not as popular a feature in Japan as hypothesized.

All your sewer are belong to us!

"Oh, this is just GRATE."

The Jerk-Off Man: Insert quarter into left hand, and right hand will beat you off.

Kids, this is what happens when you rock down to Electric Avenue and then you take it higher.

All right; we'll call it a draw.

After that, M. Night Shyamalan's agent refused to even come up the driveway without calling ahead first.

Not creative enough to come up with a sign? No change for you.

I said "don't" dump that suspicious liquid down the tiolet; you said "Aw, what's the worst that could happend?". See.

An illustrated guide to the our nation's future after a Replublican presidential victory: in the sewer, going nowhere and just plain scary.

Already embarassed by the fact he had become one with a man hole cover, humiliated by a bunch of overly artistic fifth graders, and frustrated that no one would help him; two hours later he was presented with a ticket for obstucting city maintenance.

Another sad case of cadaver tagging.

Hey, there's a quarter down ther....MY LEGS!!!!!!!

"Nice tats dude." "Fuck you! I have no legs!"

So it's agreed? The Bollywood version of the "Watchmen" will suck balls.

"I knew Keith Haring, and you sir, are NO Keith Haring!"

The addition of "Manhole Man" to the new Transformers Movie may disappoint some fans.

Never walk around town while tripping on acid or shit like this pops out of the ground.

The E! True Hollywood Story: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

As he got older, Banksy's "art" started to move in some fucking scary directions.

Supervillian Man-Hole recounted that despite a lifetime of ridicule due to his crappy superpowers, the low point of his life came when he discovered he was featured in a list on Cracked.com.

Women think it sucks when their heels get caught in a manhole...

Veteran Mimes begging for spare change are really getting out of hand these days.

"Take On Me 2008" has an even weirder music video than the original.

"Mommy, what is that man coming out of the sidewalk's vagina?"

Early T2000 Prototypes proved unsuccessful

Behold the ugly truth of what really happens after consuming large amounts of sewer sludge in an ill-conceived effort at becoming a ninja turtle.

Unlike Darth Maul, who just moved back in with his parents after being cut in half, Darth Soccer went on to a moderately successful career as subway ticket taker.

Radiation and the homeless- a whole new definiton of "street people."

An artist's metaphor for the Obama campaign after Palin's speech: a bunch of confused black and white that's halfway in the sewer.