Craptions Classics September 03, 2008

Unlike Britney, Tara Reid knows how to keep her children safe in the car.

Bronson

Other Craptions

It's only Budweiser. The Guinness is up front with the airbag.

Stretch

They brew up so fast!

CoastieGurl

*waves hand* "These are not the droids you're looking for" "Sir, step out of the car, please..."

Jenna_Tullwortz

Bush finally sends aid to the Katrina victims.

Gann

the kids are in the trunk.

chrisman

WHAT?!?!? I get 2 more wishes....awesome

Meow

Back Seat???? Must be dark beer.

shaf

Pictured: any Kennedy's car

Bosephus5000

Hmmm. A huge pile of unpaid bills on the floor. What a huge surprise.

Stretch

Frank, you idiot! I told you to pick up the KIDS!

Gatt

Disgusting.... Those babies should clearly be in safety seats.

jwhaler

And they laughed at me for installing AC that went down to 4 degrees Fahrenheit

Roclawzi

"Well, no sir, actually I pulled you over because the child riding on the roof of your car flipped a cigarette butt at the windshield of my patrol car..."

jwhaler

After his car stalled in the Mojave, Jimmy wished he had paid the extra $25 deposit for the tap...

BeardedClam
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