Craptions Classics September 02, 2008

After the success of the "Sex in the City" movie, Sarah Jessica Parker decides to treat herself to a night on the town.

Bosephus5000

Other Craptions

You mean there's 19 more of these?

pcyopick

When Johnny called in one order of "special #20" from his local Chinese restaurant, he didn't realize the meal would deliver itself to his front door.

TheHeckler

The organization PETA felt it best to merge with the Gay and Lesbian Association as they decided you can't have one without the other.

ncklncjk

You win Lottery! You get Giant Horse Penis!

fatcat

Seabiscuit 2: Electric Boogaloo

megaweege66

I 'll leave a craption later...I have to go jerk off...

megaweege66

Number 20. . . We specifically said 'No Visors' in the brochure.

superpoop

Ladies, he's hot, he's kinky and he's a reverse centaur! We'll start the bidding at $100!

Saintsman

A horse is a horse of course or course... unless that horse wears a pink wind breaker and a bread box around his neck. Then hes Flavor Flavs horse.

TechnoCupcake

Guess what the "20" stands for.

Malignant_Mind

In response to recent threats from American Man-Bear-Pig, China released a rebuttal statement from their own Man-Horse-Fag.

TechnoCupcake

Not to be outdone at the fancy dress party, I came dressed up as everything.

Weasel

#20 stood with his mouth wide open as he watched Lucy Liu get gang-banged by the 212 horses before him. . and these horses were REAL.

user111

John Kerry visits Japan.

shaf
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