Other Craptions

You mean there's 19 more of these?

When Johnny called in one order of "special #20" from his local Chinese restaurant, he didn't realize the meal would deliver itself to his front door.

The organization PETA felt it best to merge with the Gay and Lesbian Association as they decided you can't have one without the other.

You win Lottery! You get Giant Horse Penis!

Seabiscuit 2: Electric Boogaloo

I 'll leave a craption later...I have to go jerk off...

Number 20. . . We specifically said 'No Visors' in the brochure.

Ladies, he's hot, he's kinky and he's a reverse centaur! We'll start the bidding at $100!

A horse is a horse of course or course... unless that horse wears a pink wind breaker and a bread box around his neck. Then he’s Flavor Flavs horse.

Guess what the "20" stands for.

In response to recent threats from American Man-Bear-Pig, China released a rebuttal statement from their own Man-Horse-Fag.

Not to be outdone at the fancy dress party, I came dressed up as everything.

#20 stood with his mouth wide open as he watched Lucy Liu get gang-banged by the 212 horses before him. . and these horses were REAL.

John Kerry visits Japan.

That's one fucked up looking monkey.

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box. Step 2: Put your dick in that box. Step 3: Make her open the box.

It was exactly at this moment, that Josh decided the extra hits of LSD were probably a mistake.

Specimen #20 shows the side-affects of the new Drug although rare... Most Americans will only care about the Penis Enlargement anyways.

The darker side to Mr. Ed groupies.

"God, I feel like an ASS..."

Parading through Olympic stadium, Shen's use of steroids weighed heavily. Even two Gymnastic silvers for China couldn't shake the nagging feeling her femininity may have suffered.

Charley: "Man, I gotta piss like a race hors---" Gary: "Goddammit, Charley! You have to piss like that EVERY time! You don't have to keep saying it!"

After his humiliating defeat in his bid for the triple crown, Big Brown was forced to work as a mailbox in Tokoyo.

Japan...nuff' said

"Mom, I thought you said I'd have a party clown for my birthday?!" "He was cheaper."

He waited anxiously off stage, but he was ready... Oh yes. “Special Ed” was gonna fuckin’ bring it at tonight’s freestyle rap contest.

Brian never forgave God for giving him the lesser of the two horse halves.

You should see him swordfight with 'it'.

Man, Hollywood is really scraping the barrel for new superhero movies...

Barry Bonds accepts basball offer in Japan.

Guantanamo Bay interrogation techniques are gettting needlessly harsh, no?

Say what you will but the Chinese production of Equus is still less gay than the one with the Harry Potter guy in it.

So....if this guy WON the swimsuit contest...what the hell were the other entries like?

Cracked you are getting ridiculous. Horses don't wear hats.

According to the flag this is the "I, reverse E, weird zigzag thingy, upside-down g" competition....Ahh my favourite!!

Tom thought he was going to the Gay Fashion show. His jaw dropped when he saw the Glue Factory sign

"All 20 electoral votes from our great state, beyond all logic and reason, go for B. Hussein Obama!"

Goron got the wrong information about who was the dominant species on the planet - and looked like a fool trying to fit in.

Pull the string and either get the winning lotto, or my huge tampon.

.... "so did you win the contest"? " nay"

Jackass: The Musical

"Dude, my acid is totally kicking in,"

WHY SO SERIOUS???????????????????

Bet he is wearing Jockey's

Horse: Hello , my name is Big Brown Crowd: Hi Big Brown Horse: I never thought I would admit to it but I'm an Addict Crowd: Applause Horse:I..I...I'm addicted to sniffing glue.

...And that's how I met your mother.

"GIVE ME A CARROT OR THE CHILD DIES!!!"

The rest of the jockeys didn't notice but, john did. The new jockey had something odd john could not put his finger on, then he heard his name (MIster Ed) pretty much gave it away the new jockey was no jockey at all.

I would FUCK that crazy horse!