Other Craptions

Not for lack of trying, Tangerine Man Group sadly never achieved quite the same level of success that Blue Man Group did.

San Francisco: "Because we can"

Ah, Mr.President, it appears that we have a threat level "Orange" situation occuring downtown.

People with artificial tans are much luckier now. It wasn't too long ago that they would be forced to march through the streets, enduring the ridicule and debris thrown by hateful onlookers.

The mad hatter tried to escape from jail with as little commotion as possible.

inmates finally won the right to participate in the gay pride parade

The Second Coming of Christ in Rome, Italy. Pictured are the apostles Peter, Paul, Matthew, Andrew, and Philip. The others were too embarrassed, so they called in sick. Little Known Fact: Being dead for three days causes brain damage.

Panty lines! Panty lines!

The British version of the Blue Man Group, the Orange Man Group, just didn't seem to catch on...

Woman: "What's THAT!" Cowboy Orangeman: "Oh...they're Adidas."

when oompa loompas grew up, they were forced to live in the streets.

It appears C3PO's family is even more open about their lifestyle.

"Tom, this bitch is laughing at my penis."

The 'Be Safe, Be Seen' range of dayglo gimp gear received mixed reviews at the open air fashion show.

The Martian arrival ended incredibily awkwardly.

No, I don't speak Mandarin.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad i'm wearing this body suit!

Humanity's first encounter with extraterrestial life was less than inspiring.

OH NO!! The Orange Hat Boyz gang is terrorizing the city!! Quick, everyone insult them!

Excuse me, I'm looking for my wife. I heard some guy was carrying her around by the crotch.

9 reasons why England should stay an island

Orange you glad you didn't see banana??

Russia's Orange Army was not as intimidating as the Red

This craption is brought to you by V8 Carrot Juice, proud sponsors of both freedom of make a parade out of pretty much anything you stand for as well of making fun of people who make a parade out of pretty much anything they stand for

The local Nursing Home lets senoirs out on good behavior day.

"Yeah, I know. It looks just like a carrot."

The 'Orange Man Terrorist Attack' didn't go entirely to plan...

To do when you go: Don't miss out on Paris's light-hearted and grotesque Existentialist Days parade.

Yes we can!

It was the worst Christmas ever.

What a horrible shoe commercial

"No, we haven't come down from Mars to probe you. W-we were kinda hoping you'd probe US..."

The oompa-loompas sensed an imposter among their orgy.

Ewwww...panty lines!!!! Doesn't he know why God made thongs?

"Hey Cowboy, Orange you glad to see m..." "Lady, if I hear that again, I swear to god..."

annual mannican gay pride parades.

Disney's attempt to revamp it's aging parade at Disney world

Okay, guys. Act natural.

Honestly? The people wearing translucent plastic feel they can heckle?

Woman on the left: "You missed a spot."

this new protest ought to free tibet.

Cantaloupe Dudes never really caught on the way Blue Man Group did.

Attempting to escape detection, Agent Orange tries to hide in the middle of a nudist marathon, with limited results.

You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out...

"Hey buddy, i told you skin tight and tangerine now we just look stupid

When Obama said he represented "Change", nobody expected this.

Steve froze. He realized that they weren't laughing at him because of his skintight orange jumpsuit, no, it was his severe case of VPL. Damn his poor underwear choice.

Poor-kid Stan had to have his mom make his costume for Scientology: The Musical.

The frontal view of this photograph is understandably unfit for display.