Craptions Classics September 01, 2008

The orange performance artists were pissed when Jose the janitor thought he could just join in.

antm

Other Craptions

Not for lack of trying, Tangerine Man Group sadly never achieved quite the same level of success that Blue Man Group did.

Sauerbraten

San Francisco: "Because we can"

steely8383

Ah, Mr.President, it appears that we have a threat level "Orange" situation occuring downtown.

Dawlface

People with artificial tans are much luckier now. It wasn't too long ago that they would be forced to march through the streets, enduring the ridicule and debris thrown by hateful onlookers.

geraldine

The mad hatter tried to escape from jail with as little commotion as possible.

technobot

inmates finally won the right to participate in the gay pride parade

Rubbah

The Second Coming of Christ in Rome, Italy. Pictured are the apostles Peter, Paul, Matthew, Andrew, and Philip. The others were too embarrassed, so they called in sick. Little Known Fact: Being dead for three days causes brain damage.

Annon45

Panty lines! Panty lines!

antm

The British version of the Blue Man Group, the Orange Man Group, just didn't seem to catch on...

Damion

Woman: "What's THAT!" Cowboy Orangeman: "Oh...they're Adidas."

Damion

when oompa loompas grew up, they were forced to live in the streets.

newnailbed

It appears C3PO's family is even more open about their lifestyle.

Slimslick

"Tom, this bitch is laughing at my penis."

superpoop

The 'Be Safe, Be Seen' range of dayglo gimp gear received mixed reviews at the open air fashion show.

Borsey
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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