Craptions Classics August 31, 2008

Joe laughed quietly to himself. When they saw his date to the class reunion and how far she let him go, they wouldn't call him virgin boy any more.

geraldine

Other Craptions

Though occasionally embarassing, Chadwick was proud that his wife let him wear the coolest wedding ring ever devised.

Dopefish

As he made the humiliating march to the Dr.'s Office, yet again, Herbie couldn't believe his luck. Last week it was the hamster now this.

GeeGee

It was one of the saddest cases of siamese twins ever recorded...

SightblinderX

"Damn you sexbot, why can't I quit you!"

idiyione

Wait a sec...asian people on scooter...this IS another japanese craption!!

Med88*

Ha! In Soviet Russia, mannequin fingers you!

spoo

"Well, if God didn't intend for us to carry them around, why did he make them with such a great handle?" "Dude, God didn't create this one, the Mannequin Factory did.... Good point, tho."

Mr_K_Twig

...and once she was painted, Tyra Banks was complete.

racedogg2

Victoria finally tells her secret.

racedogg2

Dave's attempt at getting his ex back by making her jealous did not go quite as planned

LaHa824

Much to Lee`s disappointment, her breasts weren't the only fake things about her.

Duajco

While Axe attracts hordes of sexy women, the off-brand body spray attracts... umm, a mannequin. DAMN YOU ACKS BODY SPRAY!!!

Duajco

Juan decided he would never buy mail order brides from there again. This was the 3rd defective one they sent.

TychPsych

Thank you E-harmony!!!!

Enriq
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