Other Craptions

The new "Thor" movie has a slightly smaller CGI budget than "Iron Man" and "Hulk".

How vikings come out of the closet.

The Trojan Horse is world famous. Slightly less well know is the Nordic Box-On-Wheels.

I AM GAYOWULF!

Now the world shall feel my wrath! Unleash ... the device!

STR: 12 INT: 6 WIS: 6 DEX: 9 CON: 10 CHA: Fabulous!

My other car is a Babylonian

Go ahead. Make fun of the pink. We'll see who's laughing when I'm burning down your hut and raping your women.

Lief The Terrible:"I know he's my son, I don't want to take him reaving." Helga:"You'll take him with you & you'll appreciate him or by god you'll be looking for a new wife! Now come & see how exited he is, he even painted your warship"

Looks like America Border Control is using Kenny Rogers Scarecrows to scare away illegal immigrants. BRILLIANT!! (oh you thought it was viking?!!?)

The Oslo gay pride parade was about to begin.

The Viqueen

"ok mom, so I didn't make honor roll...Do i still get a car for 4 D's & an incomplete in gym?" "Follow me to the barn son"

Man it sure is a shame that they won't be able to use the Hillary Clinton float at the DNC this year.

The best attempt at a "Butch" float in the Gay Pride Parade

Valhalla sucks.

"What kinda mileage you get on that thing?" "40 rods to the hogshead." "What's it run on?" "Dead Saxons."

Lesser known of the Viking Explorers was Ivan the Precious.

Hulk Hogan totally lost his ass in the divorce.

In memory of Björn the Fabulous, world's first Norse drag queen.

The Vikings attempted to copy the Trojan Horse idea but gave up when they realized it would be hard to convince 40 men to get inside another man.

Pimp my ride scandinavia

Little known fact, Valhalla is located in Jersey.

And here we find the mortal enemy of the Butt Pirate.

It was only a matter of time before White Castle got it' s own mascot

At 50 cents, it's a baragain. But how am I going to fit it in my car?

The Norweigen Version of Thomas the tank engine was a real letdown

Go, Mead Racer! Go, Go, Mead Ra-cer!

This is why they never got credit for discovering America.

no wonder everyone feared the fucking Vikings

"And my Viking war chariot will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose me. Painted blood red for all who have fallen in...ya know...that sure looks different once the paint dries."

Oh, I see... this boat is owned by a dragon.

Vikingtron would often hide in barns because he never really felt accepted by the other Autobots.

"Helga, where the HELL are my PANTS!?"

OK you know when I said I was getting an IKEA sofa....

TECHNO VIKING LOVES HIS CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

proof that workmanship on floats has gone down hill... that float is FUCKING LEANING!!!

Just another effect of the GODDAMN LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!

Man, "Death Race" is going to suck balls. Literally.

The Norseman thought Valhalla was a beautiful afterlife...in reality it was just some shithole in Hoboken.

"Yeah, so my wife made me sleep in the barn last night. . . Blow me."

...and every weekend the Smith family goes Norseback riding...

Cheng marvelled at the Staue's huge genitalia

Erik the Pink and the Amazing Technocolor Dream Barn

The 'Ancient Viking Friend Zone'

Erik's less famous brother, Sven the Pink.

It can honk both horns, and fart.

I'm Thor... but its ok because I've put some cream on and should be able to sit down in about a day.

Now I know why all the history books say Columbus discovered America.