Other Craptions

Gary: "Shouldn't we level the asphalt out some more?" Steve: "What are you? Some kinda fuckin' perfectionist, or sumthin'?"

When air escapes from the pockets, 'No Parking' signs erupt from the lava rocks in magnificent force. But they are as deadly as they are beautiful.

The Elephant Circumcision Office is a popular place in India. You just can't park near the back dumpster.

I hate modern art.

Pompeii is SUCH a hard Fucking town to find a GODDAMN parking spot!

And that was the last anyone heard from Captain Obvious.

No parking? No shit.

He made a living from shoving signs in piles of waste. Today, a "No Parking" sign in a huge pile of shit. Tomorrow, a "Kids at Play" sign in a dumpster full of old tampons. Life was good!

I love a craption where I can write 'magma'. Magma. Magma. Magma. Awesome. Also, I'm high.

Idiots! Lava can't read.

Remarkably, people have attempted to park here enough times to warrant a sign...

In a last ditch effort to avoid paying for the hundreds of cars lost under the lava floe, the city put up a 'no parking' sign after the fact. You're not fooling anyone!

The grave of Nicholas O. Parking... Rest in peace.

"What are they going to do? Dump lava all over my car?"

The "League of Melted Rhinos" had but one rule.

Barney Fife heard a noise and vigorously dug through the mcuk and the mud. Tirelessly he kept on until finaly reaching a car with three trpped passeners and a driver. He promptly wrote them a ticket and inched his way back to the top.

I know we've been lacking in virgin sacrifices lately, but now the Volcano gods are just being dicks about it.

Pictured - World's toughest sign

Why is Barrack Obama holding a no parking sign??

now all we need is a cup and two poor freaky girls

The Magma Carta

Hell sucks before you even get inside.

It was between this and "HOLY JESUS, GODDAMN LAVA!!" The parking situation is getting out of hand though.

Mother nature doesn't hand out no stinking tickets!!!!

It's not a notice... It's a CHALLENGE!!

Even in the bowels of Hell there are rules and regulations.

In Mordor you need a parking permit.

Since the rather unexpected birth of a volcano in Louisiana, the US government has adopted a new tactic for disaster relief. To summarize, "Fuck Louisiana."

This is the scene in the commercial right before the massive SUV crashes through the sign to the tune of a patriotic country song.

...and then Jim thought to himself...maybe a no dumping sign would have been more appropriate.

But skateboarding, loitering, littering, feeding the animals, stopping and standing, smoking, soliciting, and the such, they are all ok right?

This sign is about as necessary as a "No laughing" sign at a Pauly Shore movie...

"Yeah, yeah, lady, I've heard all of the excuses... The Apocolypse killed 90 % of the population, don't you think I know that? But you're still parked in what is clearly marked as a no parking zone, and I'm writing you a ticket."

A no parking sign covered in molten rock!?! Ingenious!!!.... um... I mean igneous!!!

"HA-HA-HA, Lavaman parks anywhere he wants. There's no stoping Lavam.. mm... ....morning, Officer."

Hawaiians should make their houses out of what ever that sign post is made out of.

One does not simply park in Mordor.

Fucking nanobots...

Cleaning up the tons of bullshit after the Democratic National Convention is always a daunting task.

"People keep parking in the shit pile, Bill."

Violators will be melted at volcano's expense.

Mayor - "You would not believe how high I was when I told those fuckers in traffic control to put that sign there."

Ever since the "No Parking" sign went up, it was easier for Miley Cyris to shed her true form before becoming Hanna Montana.

You should see the metered spots.

you should never park in new jersey

Ted's suggestion that they make the sign "lava proof" was endlessly ridiculed, but in the end he did have the last laugh.

HAHA! Today it's a real CRAPtion!

Dude, where's my car!?

Fucking Banksy...