Other Craptions

I CAN HAZ CHILDBURGER?!?

Looks like one of the ninja turles walked in on Master-Splinter, master-bating

It sings "Don't Worry, Be Happy" when you walk past it.

Nancy Grace waits patiently for her make-up lady.

Sweet! Photo stills of Hillary giving her speach at the democratic national convention.

Preliminary Ewok concepts for Star Wars hit: The Empire Strikes Back, had to be toned down after Mark Hamil shat himself during a reading

Nothing like a good old-fashion, Pagan glory hole.

After setting this above the family computer, the Smith's ensured that little Jimmy would never masturbate to net porn under its vigil.

"Well, I shot it in the face. Believe it or not, this is its ass."

Richard Gere is on the other side of the wall...

What you look like just before you sneeze.

I'm super serial guys, its Manbearpig.

"Well, to be honest George, when you said you mounted some pussy this weekend, I kind of thought that... well, you know what - it's not important. This is very nice..."

When you eat at Lou's steakhouse, there's really only one important piece of advice - don't order the Distelgrabe.

...and that's why the Romanian version of Sesame Street wasn't as popular.

Tom Arnold used to roll over and see this every morning.

The exact face I made the first time I saw 2 girls 1 cup

UUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! HOLLLLLLY SWEEET JESUS!!!!!!! ALMOST... THERE.... Hey, when did I eat corn?

Fluffy should have checked that the new catflap was big enough before playing 'Smack & Run' with the neighbour's dog

One of the Woodland Critters was finally captured. Hail Satan.

When you go hunting with Dick Cheney you go fucking HUNTING.

Somehow Stephen King already has written a novel based on this photo.

Is this one of those tortured animals they talk about in Scientology...I'm just really confused. When do we drink the Kool-Aid?

This is why I don't drink Jagermeister.

New, from the makers of Billy The Bigmouth Bass, it's Kelly the Constipated Cougar!

Noone asked Roseanne to have sex with a mountain lion. But she did. Thank god we killed it while it was still an infant.

The big bad wolf never fucked with Little Red Riding Hood again

Ahhh....1903....I remember it well. That was the year I cornholed me first bobcat.

"I don't know what it was, but I found it eating my cat."

Yeah, I guess it's cool but how hard is it really to kill a cross-eyed bobcat...I mean come on dude

Where will you be when diarreha strikes......

...Raarrrr!! Get Ova Heeer so I can BITE you Fuckin Face offfff...Raarrrr!!!

Nothing adds a touch of class to a living room like the head of a feral cat.

All he wanted was a little courage. The Wizard had other things in mind.

His last thoughts were, "THAT'S how much I'm paying for car insurance!!!..."

TGI Friday's just never took off in Belgium.

An early pioneer of Purina taste tests, Distelgrabe was forever immortalized following his final encounter with a less-than-Tender Vittle.

"And that's what he looked like right before he went under the tires of Lindsay Lohan's Mercedes..."

Well, at least it keeps the kids away from the fireplace.

Well, that is quite the novely bottle opener!

In commemoration of the special event, Roseanne had the 100th housecat killed by the sight of her hamgina mounted on the trophy wall.

Around Christmas whilst hanging the decorations Dad would gather us around and tell us the story of the nativity .... ....then later he'd get drunk and mount the Distelguabe

Welcome to the Metropolitan Museum of Unimaginable Horror.

I'z on ur wall, distelgiabenz ur 1903s

When your grandmother is known locally for yelling profanities at strangers, ripping food out of it's packaging at food stores and believing everyones out to get her. You know the word 'inheritance' isn't going to offer much.

So THAT'S what happened to that thing after "The Neverending Story"!

Funny... that looks just like the trophy shot of my erection! S'right ladies.

"Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"

Kids, if you have pre-marital sex you WILL die and your head WILL be framed on Satan's wall!!! PRAISE CHRIST!