Craptions Classics August 24, 2008

After seeing this, the animal control department unanimously decided that something must be done about the squirrels.

thevitalone

Other Craptions

"Thank God you came along, please, please mister, call 911." "OK, just give me one minute. I need to take of picture of this for Cracked.com."

DesertEagle

Doctor: Push harder, Ms. Tree, I can see the head!

ziggero

Treebeard and Gollum's bastard child was never fully accepted by society.

FictitiousPulp

If a tree swallows a man in the forest, and no one is around to hear him scream, does he make a sound?

Styre

Holy shit that's Fucking weird! I hear ya, why is the inside of his cheek yellow? Dude what, NO I mean the severed head in the fucking . . . oh, yeah that that is kinda creepy.

Kinetic

This is what happens when you can't just be content with HUGGING the trees.

Tezzle

So THAT'S where Vin Diesel's been for the last few years...

iantendo

Don't put your penis in there!

racedogg2

This is a Nightmare in Elm Street, for sure. Get it? Eh, go on with you.

fragg

John regretted kicking the squirrels nut after it dragged him into his tree and bit his

sanchez101

Allstate Man: "If a tree f***s you up in a car accident, will you be covered? Don't hope so, know so."

BrianVandenberg

"Guys...come back...Hey! This isn't funny anymore!"

Damion

I wondered where Michael Jackson had been living since he lost Neverland Ranch...

thevitalone

You've heard of the Giving Tree. Well, this tree has a completely different philosophy.

Spirolli
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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