Craptions Classics August 23, 2008

Menelaus: "It's taking too long!! you havent even got to the head yet!!" Odysseus:"what about a horse....that'd be quicker"

badonia

Other Craptions

Hi!! i noticed your profile on cracked.com & thought you were interesting & we should get together!! email me at giantheadlesszombie@gmail.com (ps: i'm really a giant headless zombie & i'm really horny!)

badonia

Optimus past his Prime.

CavalierX

After years of neglect, The Michelin Man was a shadow of his former self.

Hamper

Due to budget cutbacks, the new Mummy movie just couldn't cut it with their special effects.

SUPERNAUT44

Is it just me or are the latest batch of Al Qaeda beheading videos looking a bit faked?

iantendo

From the Home owners association: It has come to our attention that some of the things in your yard aren't up to code: your shutters are an unapproved shade of blue, your garage door has no windows, & there is a two ton headless statue...

badonia

Thats what happens when you get Uwe Boll to direct a monster movie

Teenagemovieboy

My fellow Craptioners, If you don't vote for my entry, the terrorists win. I'm happycamper and I approve this message.

happycamper

Must....change....channel....from....Hannah....Montanna....before....head....expl

jwhaler

what will you do if zombies bite your house? Decapitate the house zombie.

PRDN

Sadly my wang is this small.

ohnjaynb

FFFFRRRRIIIIEEEENNNNDDDD!!!!

Seymourbutts

The aftermath of LARPing is always a grisly scene.

Joe Russo

Just when you think you've seen every fetish, giant headless robots fucking brick walls...

AdrianTrumbly
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