Other Craptions

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Optimus past his Prime.

After years of neglect, The Michelin Man was a shadow of his former self.

Due to budget cutbacks, the new Mummy movie just couldn't cut it with their special effects.

Is it just me or are the latest batch of Al Qaeda beheading videos looking a bit faked?

From the Home owners association: It has come to our attention that some of the things in your yard aren't up to code: your shutters are an unapproved shade of blue, your garage door has no windows, & there is a two ton headless statue...

Thats what happens when you get Uwe Boll to direct a monster movie

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Must....change....channel....from....Hannah....Montanna....before....head....expl

what will you do if zombies bite your house? Decapitate the house zombie.

Sadly my wang is this small.

FFFFRRRRIIIIEEEENNNNDDDD!!!!

The aftermath of LARPing is always a grisly scene.

Just when you think you've seen every fetish, giant headless robots fucking brick walls...

Man, I have just got to get me some head.

The Disposable Giant, the lesser-known, less impressive predecessor to the Iron Giant, finally realizes his fate.

"John, do you know there's a giant headless mummy's corpse chasing us?" "No, but you sing it and i'll hum along!"

The National Mall in Washington DC recently announced the building of a monument to the zombie apocalypse.

Not pictured: two teenagers fucking inside.

Telling Godzilla that he's got a small penis: Bad idea.

For sale: giant headless robot/ failed science project. Can walk and say "Mommmmmmmmy" in a really deep voice.

I was this close to not hitting the wall.

Polish prime. All the work of optimus prime, for half the price!

Were it not for the President's fear of Mummies, Zombies, and big creepy things, Iraq's weapon of mass destruction might not have been, initially, viewed as worth going to war over.

Male, 2000lbs 30'7" 500 years old, just looking for some head.

The Transformers were going out of their way to recruit new people but they would never take Maximus Idiotus.

Michael Bay's, Macy's Thanksgiving day floats were abandoned after last years motorcycle jump over flaming helicopters disaster.

If King Kong had been Egyptian...

Having used the entire budget for the opening ceremony, the Olympic Committee got a little desperate for the closing ceremony.

Aw cool, I had that bouncy castle at my party too

Transformers - the Golden Years

Head on you stupid bastards! "Apply Directly To The Forehead" my ass!

Wall-E/ Hulk crossover flops at box office.

Man this is going to be the weirdest and most confusing performance of the musical Grease I have ever seen.

Look, just because my house isn't as nice as yours doesn't mean you gotta be an ass about it.

Mad scientists are always the first to feel a recession.

The cardboard monster was easily destroyed when in began to rain.

If Lord of the Rings had a budget of 1000 dollars.

"Decapitated Paper-Mache Man" never really was as popular as his brother, "Burning Man."

it's more painful than it looks.

I'm looking for my but plug...last time I saw it was downtown.

Omni-Bot had finally found his contact lens. Now where to put it?

Mastoorbaytore was a transformer with limited talents

The sci-fi version of Burning Man didn't attract quite as big a crowed as the planners had hoped.

LOSERS AHEAD

New from Marvel Studios...TRASHMAN!!! Summer '09

no really will you give me head

"I AM GONGROID, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! I...hey...stop laughing...why does everyone laugh at me...STOP IT!!! STOP LAUGHING AT GONGROID!!!" *Sobs*

That's a creepy hole for a kid's putt-putt golf course...