Craptions Classics August 22, 2008

I think there's a... wait for it... QUACK in her windshield. I'm here all week.

phreesh

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Mothers Against Duck Driving

Tranorix

Always keep some rubbers in your car, just in case.

Bronson

5 bucks says the woman who drives this car is single.

Stretch

I bet when you cut this lady off in traffic, she....flips you the bird.

Rissiki

Though often ridiculed, Jenkins had managed to successfully avoid ever being asked for a ride.

Noggaholic

I guess Jesus was sold out.

DesertEagle

Duck, Duck, Douche!

DrChickenballs

Sometimes the best way to survive a car crash is to duck

Kalikali

"I'm telling you Phil, this is the beat idea ever! What cop is going to search EVERY duck?"

Yarr

Fetishes come standard on most cars in Japan.

Dragonman

Well, at least it takes the attention away from the dead hooker in the trunk.

spiderjerusalem

"Don't buy that car, its for the birds."

Teenagemovieboy

"If you think this is cool you should see my house!"

GOOSE09

Janey really loved her collection of rubber ducks. Then, one day, Mr. Quackenstien started to tell her to do things....... Bad things.......

goggindowner
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