Other Craptions

Mothers Against Duck Driving

Always keep some rubbers in your car, just in case.

5 bucks says the woman who drives this car is single.

I bet when you cut this lady off in traffic, she....flips you the bird.

Though often ridiculed, Jenkins had managed to successfully avoid ever being asked for a ride.

I guess Jesus was sold out.

Duck, Duck, Douche!

Sometimes the best way to survive a car crash is to duck

"I'm telling you Phil, this is the beat idea ever! What cop is going to search EVERY duck?"

Fetishes come standard on most cars in Japan.

Well, at least it takes the attention away from the dead hooker in the trunk.

"Don't buy that car, its for the birds."

"If you think this is cool you should see my house!"

Janey really loved her collection of rubber ducks. Then, one day, Mr. Quackenstien started to tell her to do things....... Bad things.......

you should see her bathtub

"Lieutenant, I think I’ve located the pedophile’s getaway car..."

A call to Bert on Ernie's cellphone- "Hey Bert. I took a shot of LSD and um, I'm totally FREAKIN' out man. I'm seeing rubber duckies everywhere and they're all lookin' at me man."

While Brian slept, all the discarded duck-themed merchandise from his past assembled in his car. They were numerous, and more importantly, they were angry.

All your jobs are belong to ducks.

No, Frank you misunderstood me, I said you needed to buy a CHICK magnet.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Darkwing's secret identity was discovered when he accidentally left his array of weapons on the dashboard of his car.

celebrating mardi-foie-gras

After his breakup with Bert, Ernie really went off the deep end.

When playing chicken isn't an option.

Michael Jackson is always prepared to show young boys his own version of, Duck, Duck, Goose.."

Official company vehicle of quacked.com

In the split second before the air bag deployed, Carol's only thought was, "I've wasted my life."

Not Pictured: the naked guy in the driver’s seat vigorously scrubbing himself with a loufa sponge.

For just a dollar a day, you too can help save one of these rubber duckie's lives

You are laughing now, but it will all make perfect sense when I get done filling the car with water.

My money says the ugly duckling is the lady who drives this.

Dammit, Bill, you're supposed to keep them in a row, not in your pick-up!

The owner of this car is probably an Asian guy wearing a tutu with a swan head coming out of his crotch...

The invasion is here. And the ducks won't lose again.

A bird in the hand is worth 40 in your car

"theyre staring again..."

-"I'm sorry sir, but your daughter is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Behaviour." -"Really? What's her Obsession with?" -"Rubber Ducks". -"Hahahahah... wait, seriously?"

WTD?!

What started as an innocent collection became an obsessive addiction...when will people learn? Quack kills.

Pimp my ride, Ernie Edition.

Rule 34: Whatever it is, there's porn of it... even ducks

My other car is full of douche bags.

Rubber duckies quickly infest an automobile on a warm day.

Dashy Duck.

Man, it's hot in here. Could you quack a window?

Not pictured: the 20 bathtubs in the back seat.

Pranking a car with novelty toys: funny Pranking The Penguin's car with novelty ducks: Fucking Priceless.

This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked if you had any rubbers, Frank.