Craptions Classics August 21, 2008

I thought the website said that my butt plug would be sent in a discreet package...

izzyboy

Other Craptions

Fearing the destruction of the entire city, the mayor finally gave in to the 50 Foot Woman's demands.

CaptainBob

It took no less than 15 Ghostbusters to capture the love child of Stay Puft and Slimer.

Mr_K_Twig

Is it me or is the word MOTO upside down?

LilMoof

In trade for peace, Japanese scientists successfully removed Godzilla's gall stone infront of a crowd of eager enthusiasts

Rissiki

"I am ZOLAX! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! YOU PUNY HUMANS ARE NO MUCH FO...h-hey...stop laughing! Why are you all laughing? W-what's so funny...is my zipper down...I...STOP LAUGHING AT ZOLAX!!!"

Damion

I dont know what Olympic event is that, and I dont want to know.

zero82

These Anti-Smoking ads are just getting wierder and wierder

Stretch

Is this one of those 'find five things wrong' photos? Motorola logo is upside down. People are on the wrong side of the barriers. Major intersection has no traffic lights. 'Parade' only has one float. WHAT ELSE????

phreesh

Not pictured: Lorena Bobbitt behind bars yet again, and Shrek waiting patiently at the hospital for the search team's phone call.

McBain

Through the encouragement of the crowd and the aid of some well-placed guide ropes, the intersection of Fifth and Main triumphs over its erectile dysfunction. Moments later, the Moto Building got its fucking world ROCKED...

jwhaler

Hurry up everyone. We still have to carry the testicles.

Dragonman

Looks like Oprah is fat again.

superpoop

When Shrek isn't home, it takes 20 of the town's strongest men to bring Fiona her "special toy".

mighty914
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