Other Craptions

Fearing the destruction of the entire city, the mayor finally gave in to the 50 Foot Woman's demands.

It took no less than 15 Ghostbusters to capture the love child of Stay Puft and Slimer.

Is it me or is the word MOTO upside down?

In trade for peace, Japanese scientists successfully removed Godzilla's gall stone infront of a crowd of eager enthusiasts

Dildo:The musical

"I am ZOLAX! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! YOU PUNY HUMANS ARE NO MUCH FO...h-hey...stop laughing! Why are you all laughing? W-what's so funny...is my zipper down...I...STOP LAUGHING AT ZOLAX!!!"

I dont know what Olympic event is that, and I dont want to know.

These Anti-Smoking ads are just getting wierder and wierder

Is this one of those 'find five things wrong' photos? Motorola logo is upside down. People are on the wrong side of the barriers. Major intersection has no traffic lights. 'Parade' only has one float. WHAT ELSE????

Not pictured: Lorena Bobbitt behind bars yet again, and Shrek waiting patiently at the hospital for the search team's phone call.

Through the encouragement of the crowd and the aid of some well-placed guide ropes, the intersection of Fifth and Main triumphs over its erectile dysfunction. Moments later, the Moto Building got its fucking world ROCKED...

Hurry up everyone. We still have to carry the testicles.

Looks like Oprah is fat again.

When Shrek isn't home, it takes 20 of the town's strongest men to bring Fiona her "special toy".

Due to budget constraints, the Thanksgiving parade will be confined to a single intersection this year..... and the balloons will suck

Move along people, nothing to see here.

The green giant's suppository!

On the way to Tara Reid's apartment.

Nice try, but we're not falling for that old "Trojan Pickle" trick again.

Sam's Kosher Deli always had the least popular float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

It looks like the Snoopy balloon is sick again.

A lot of people had gathered to watch the world's largest cucumber balloon. A lot of people were disappointed when realizing that the world's largest cucumber balloon was in fact...the world's largest cucumber balloon.

This picture was taken right before The Hulk finally just fucking exploded.

The crowd eagerly awaits the ceremonial masturbation

"I swear honey, it took 14 people to get me to the hospital after my erection lasted for more than 4 hours."

Well, THAT looks like a green "certain something" Dicks, I'm making a reference to dicks.

Scene from the X-rated version of Gulliver?s Travels. Despite the main character being a giant dick (Voiced by Jeremy Piven), ratings among the female demographic were surprisingly low.

"Er, Bill, I think your colostomy bag is full."

Veggietales, in accordance with God's will, massacred the heathen hordes of Japan.

Lady liberty gets a sex change

Paris Hilton to the front desk: "Yes, I want a giant frozen cucumber. . YOU know what I'm talking about Paul, no bullshit this time. . "

Only a few more blocks until we reach the vagina

Ladies and Gentlemen!! Are you ready for the biggest Whore-Off of the century!!!

Ok, M Night Shamalamawhatzyerface...Just give it up already!

Michael Bay Presents: GUMBY RETURNS "This summer... you'll be seeing green"

"Guys, we really need to get past here... whatever this thing fell off of is going to be pissed."

The Red Hot Chili Peppers have gone "Green".

Even the people holding on to it have no idea what's going on.

It is ... it is.... It is Green.

HULK HORNY!!!!!

After Jesus came back, Larry the Cucumber finally got the respect that he deserved.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Unfortunately for Motorola, not only was their huge ad hung upside-down, the Vlasic Pickle promo was catching all the attention

Damn you McDonalds, I said no pickles.

Veggie Tales Thanksgiving day parade

Phallus in Wonderland

Here we see lesser-known floats such as Giant Lima Bean have their time to shine in the Macy's Day-After-Thanksgiving Day Parade.

It's obviously a pea. Filled with yummy...green... peanus.

Jimmy, standing dangerously close to the edge of the roof, immediately regretted dropping acid and knew this was going to be one long night.