izzyboy
I thought the website said that my butt plug would be sent in a discreet package...
CaptainBob
Fearing the destruction of the entire city, the mayor finally gave in to the 50 Foot Woman's demands.
Mr_K_Twig
It took no less than 15 Ghostbusters to capture the love child of Stay Puft and Slimer.
Rissiki
In trade for peace, Japanese scientists successfully removed Godzilla's gall stone infront of a crowd of eager enthusiasts
Damion
"I am ZOLAX! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! YOU PUNY HUMANS ARE NO MUCH FO...h-hey...stop laughing! Why are you all laughing? W-what's so funny...is my zipper down...I...STOP LAUGHING AT ZOLAX!!!"
phreesh
Is this one of those 'find five things wrong' photos? Motorola logo is upside down. People are on the wrong side of the barriers. Major intersection has no traffic lights. 'Parade' only has one float. WHAT ELSE????
McBain
Not pictured: Lorena Bobbitt behind bars yet again, and Shrek waiting patiently at the hospital for the search team's phone call.
jwhaler
Through the encouragement of the crowd and the aid of some well-placed guide ropes, the intersection of Fifth and Main triumphs over its erectile dysfunction. Moments later, the Moto Building got its fucking world ROCKED...
bobboringbaker
Due to budget constraints, the Thanksgiving parade will be confined to a single intersection this year..... and the balloons will suck
mighty914
When Shrek isn't home, it takes 20 of the town's strongest men to bring Fiona her "special toy".
Holy the Goalie
Sam's Kosher Deli always had the least popular float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Mr_K_Twig
A lot of people had gathered to watch the world's largest cucumber balloon. A lot of people were disappointed when realizing that the world's largest cucumber balloon was in fact...the world's largest cucumber balloon.
user111
"I swear honey, it took 14 people to get me to the hospital after my erection lasted for more than 4 hours."
Necsis
Scene from the X-rated version of Gulliver?s Travels. Despite the main character being a giant dick (Voiced by Jeremy Piven), ratings among the female demographic were surprisingly low.
Halgy
Veggietales, in accordance with God's will, massacred the heathen hordes of Japan.
Rockin Joe 12
Well, THAT looks like a green "certain something" Dicks, I'm making a reference to dicks.
superpoop
Paris Hilton to the front desk: "Yes, I want a giant frozen cucumber. . YOU know what I'm talking about Paul, no bullshit this time. . "
izzyboy
Ladies and Gentlemen!! Are you ready for the biggest Whore-Off of the century!!!
spiderjerusalem
Michael Bay Presents: GUMBY RETURNS "This summer... you'll be seeing green"
spiderjerusalem
"Guys, we really need to get past here... whatever this thing fell off of is going to be pissed."
ShineyMcShine
Here we see lesser-known floats such as Giant Lima Bean have their time to shine in the Macy's Day-After-Thanksgiving Day Parade.
boredwork
Jimmy, standing dangerously close to the edge of the roof, immediately regretted dropping acid and knew this was going to be one long night.
Stretch
Unfortunately for Motorola, not only was their huge ad hung upside-down, the Vlasic Pickle promo was catching all the attention
BudtheChud
After Jesus came back, Larry the Cucumber finally got the respect that he deserved.
Leaf
Just before being shot down by planes, King Kong decided to have the last laugh and took a shit on the crowd below..
chitoryu12
When the Jolly Green Giant wants to take a dump, he takes a dump wherever the fuck he wants.
plinko
The contestants are to hold onto the giant green turd for 24 hours with one 20 minute break. First prize: A pair of yellow cabs.
abernathy
Saturday night in Indiana. Obama about to reveal his VP running mate. History.
HorrorDj
I dont care how big you are, I will never give you the recipie to the crabby patty Plankton!
velocirapture
Dr Ray Stantz: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Larry the Cucumber! Dr. Peter Venkman: Nice thinkin', Ray.
Stormfucker
Praising the God of Fallus-Shaped Balloons is the new fad: he doesn't ask for much, plus, he's green
NeoRudeboy
As Gulliver picked his nose and' flicked it at them, the lilliputians realised they were out of their depth.
Gatt
The villagers soon learned the power of the Jolly Green Giant's turds and attempted to corral this fiesty floating one.
boredwork
There's something just not right about a nighttime parade with a single, suppository-shaped balloon... not right at all.
WileE
Bob knew that leaving his cucumbers on the neighbor's porch would be a special challenge this year.
rplaya28
The crowd suddenl circl...squared the balloon carriers. They were all jealous and wanted a turn.
Crux
China's "progressive" image took a shot when it was revealed that most of the country had converted to Giant Cucumberism.
DrChickenballs
The Independent Film Channel's remake of Godzilla is really going to suck!
btnevan
New MythBusters expierment: Biggest condom ever filled with air. (Hmm, makes you wonder who it fits)
Leaf
Just before being shot down by the planes, King Kong decided to have the last laugh...
Mr_K_Twig
Ah, their plan had worked! With the huge cucumber blimp in place no one had noticed how utterly stupid it had been to cover a whole huge building in plastic.
spiderjerusalem
Knowing that this could perhaps be their last chance to stop the rampaging fifty foot woman, the sexshop operators of the world united to create the biggest dildo ever seen by mankind. Godspeed.
spiderjerusalem
"Oh, come on guys, I think you're blowing this whole thing out of proportion... the tumor isn't THAT bad..."
maitresse73
As they let go of the bungee cords, the giant green turd sprung majestically into the air, and straight through the MOTO sign.
rustytrombone
City officials used the Incredible Hulk's dick to distract the crowd from the building that had crash landed behind them.
getittwistd
Hours of strenuous lassoo practice paid of this Friday when the Spurbury police had to stop a giant pickle from destroying the city.
Artz
Alright Jack you've gone a little far with this beanstalk obsession....you need help.
Sarahjo02
Attendance at Vlasic's celebration of their 100 year anniversary was mandatory for all employees.
Bosephus5000
Mama-san say "Get a good job with the schity" Mama-san say "It vely honolable work" Mana-san not say anything about creaning up Godzirra butt prug.
angelof
The mutated gardener had to be held down by thirteen brave souls. Many died that day, crushed by his evil, gargantuan, green thumb.
Crimson995
Gumby brought a lady home that night and was ready to get it on... That's when he realized he dropped it in the street.
gatorboymike
Veggie Tales was actually adapted from a 1979 Japanese horror flick, "Super Fantastic Giant Cucumber of the Evil Death."
spiderjerusalem
In celebration of their victory over the Jolly Green Giant, the CEO's of Del Monte paraded his neutered penis around the city for all to see.
Leaf
Billy loved to participate in balloon races.... even though he always came in turd...
SpoonBender
Genetically modified organisms are getting out of hand. For the love of god, look at that cucumber.
Damion
",,,and...this just in...There was an accident in downtown Bejing that involved a giant balloon crushing and killing at least a hundred people...at least thirty more are injured, and -" " - and in later news USA gets ANOTHER gold medal! GO USA! SU
thefallguy
We're defenseless against it! We're screwed! Not yet. We can cross the streams. But, you said never to cross the streams!
angelof
Samuelson's attempt at the world record for eating the world's largest jelly bean ended in tragedy.
RuralMurderer
The first time Godzilla decided to fuck the Earth, people from all over the world went to Japan to witness the unthinkable. However, 100 years later and things have changed as more crowd gathered on the ceremony of delivering Godzilla's condom then o
thefallguy
Despite reports from the republican party Iraq's missle defense program consisted of little more than a large green balloon.
goggindowner
The Japanese version of Veggie Tales was considerably different from the American version. But one thing remained constant; the special effects still needed a lot of work.
djseifer
Though it was a terrible tragedy, the public debut of the world's largest lump of Silly Putty would leave a lasting impression on the crowd.
thevitalone
The first successful lift-off of Japan's environmentally-friendly space program.
Slava
After losing popularity, Gumby took the 'Carrot Top' way out and took steroids. This caused obvious mutations.
JakeCamAction
Veggietales finally went too far when they enslaved humanity and ordered the Motorola building flipped upside-down.
RandySicko
what the hell is up with the one dildo/pickle/shrek's dick on a string puller who is wearing orange?
jspot
If he were dead, Gallagher would roll over in his grave. Instead, he rolled over, saw the event on television, killed himself, and then rolled over in his grave.
bcanders
Tired of drivers who fail to start driving when the light turns green, New Yorkers take drastic action.
Damion
See, this is where genetically-altered food will bring us: giant, killer vegtables. Are you happy now, science?
Damion
A crowd gathered to see the magnificent parade! Seconds later, they all left in disappointment.
jspot
2004 Hulk sequel producers comment, "And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Edward Norton!"
dario10
Even with most of the enemy pointing and laughing, the U.S Military were unwilling to admit that their "Surface to Air Gherkin" was not as intimidating as hoped.
HorrorDj
The Green giant wasnt so jolly... Once he realized he had TESTICULAR CANCER!!!! Now, he is just half a jolly.
Leaf
Soon after, two giant inflatable girls and a giant inflatable cup showed up.... the reactions of the crowd were then filmed and placed on youtube...
Bronson
Finally, a roofie large enough to take down Amy Winehouse. Someone wheel in the giant scotch!
LilMoof
Unhappy with the Stay Puft Man, Gozer the Destructor chose a more menacing form to destroy the world.
dcglenn
Long the object of ridicule on the VeggieTales videos, Larry the Cucumber shoots up with "Farmer Brown's Patented Growth Hormone" and takes his horrific revenge!
Truthiness
New York gave people the impression TO fuck with them after erecting a giant clitoris in front of a huge crowd of
CoastieGurl
Desperate to reclaim the rest of their town from Sally Struthers' stomach, the people decided to use the trojan method....
queeftastical
Wow. The hulk really let himself go to pot after that second movie flopped too, huh?
LupineWolf
The Mexican Vegan Coalition celebrating their first year with their traditional Pickle Pi?ata Parade
SamLowery
After so many decades of use, THIS is how big Keith Richards' pills have to be for him to actually feel anything.
mgwblue
Pfeizer rolled out its new pill providing a permanent, single dose cure for Erectile Disfunction...
lizzurdking
Though he was 5 blocks away, the Jolly Green Giant's semen still killed 30 people.
mateo4x4
After the failed 40Ton Viagra attempt, the crowd jumped in to help the Green Giant become Jolly again. Alas, the scars will remain for some time.
lightbluenym
The Christians decided it was time to let go of the VeggieTales franchise when LarryBoy went steaking...
Outsyder
After the Giant Pickle Overlords took over the world, Fourth of July parades were a bit...different.
Leng
Behold the grand result of one satisfied customer of the gamma-ray erection amplifier...
btimes
Depsite his faltering career, Rick Moranis could not bring himself to star in "Honey I Blew up the Sex Toy"
garbageman05
Suspecting the large green balloon of causing the gaping hole in the building, the entire vigilante town tried their hardest to restrain it.
hulk67851
When Crazy Carl said that he had married an invisible 50-foot-woman, the town decided to mess with Crazy Carl by putting a giant cucumber in front of where Carl said that his invisible giant wife was sitting. Then, some of the townspeople began taki
gora
At long last, Jimmy introduced the world to the newest form of viral marketing: Shrek-donging. Hilarity (and a few lawsuits) ensued.
gora
In the ongoing quest for the newest internet meme, Jimmy subjected a city block to "Shrek-donging". Hilarity ensued.
kalexxx
"No, we said 'Bilbo.' This is going to the the worst Thanksgiving Day Parade ever."
hulk67851
When Crazy Carl said that he had married an invisible 50-foot-woman, the town decided to mess with Crazy Carl by putting a giant cucumber in front of where Carl said that his invisible giant wife was sitting, and some took bets to see if it would tur
hulk67851
When Crazy Carl said that he had married an invisible 50-foot-woman, the town decided to mess with Crazy Carl by putting a giant cucumber in front of where Carl said that his wife was sitting. Some took bets to see if it would turn into a pickle.
Chaouse
Tired of being called a pickle, Larry the Cucumber decided to take matters into his own hands. The feeble attempt by the Veggie Tales staff to subdue him failed miserably.
cannibalcopas
For some reason, the makers of "Cloverfield" had to reject the idea that a 50 foot fart cloud would make a good monster...
Jtracker
Jim: Holy shit! That thing is huge! Bob: I think the real issue here is that George Bush hasn't responded to this crisis...
orangec
the guy in the car must be pissed that they blcked the show for some stupid shit like this. or insanely happy...
Gbomb
Everybody here disgusts me. It is not a giant woman's sex toy, but the cucumber from Veggietales facing the crowd!!!! Those are children for Gods Sake!!!
Doc_Caligari
After the horrible accident, the name "Jolly Green Giant" would definitely need some revision.
hambalaya
Little did Chris Angel know, David Blane had already made a giant inflatable dildo vanish two weeks earlier.
airmancoop44
Mrs. Jolly Green Giant was forced to find other means of pleasure once Mr. Jolly Green Giant went absent.
eudoxus
Feeling proud of the admittedly odd PR stunt, the Motorola executive's heart sank when he realised the billboard was upside down.
tempurafighter
In an effort to pay back the Hulk for the times he saved/pwned the world, the citizens decided to help "raise" his egg.
crackedup
The cult of the semi-phallic blow-up float. And still less weird than Scientology.
crackedup
Why is nobody paying attention to THE GIANT FUCKING WHOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING. ... oh yeah. a giant inflatable penis....
Green Peace
God's mucus had become an instant praying site for the masses, even before the pope approved of its authenticity.
firemonkeyg
Tired of people constantly removing their favourite garnish from burgers, the National Gherkin Society launched a new parade-based campaign to raise popularity. It failed miserably, but proved oddly popular in certain areas of San Francisco...
deanerboy
The Opening Ceremonies for China's Picklympics, however, were not as impressive....
planetmike
The IOC unveil the official Mascot for the 2012 games: Frank the Giant Booger
planetmike
The IOC unveil the official mascot for the 2012 Olympic Games: Frank the Giant Booger
steelers
In their final attempt to stick it to the man,Shrek's penis was hopefully gonna get em right up the rear!
SGRick
Thanks to Ritalin, children's animation has become too simplistic, as demonstrated by this parade balloon.
WilliamE1978
"Bean smash!" Were the last words they heard before the giant Mexican jumping bean destroyed them.
Noinix
It looks as though New York may have the answer to it's Godzilla problem - kidnap it's man-parts and hold them for ransom.
TJL
The turnout for the 2008 Cedar Rapids Mucus Festival was a little disappointing this year...
skunke_2002
Hundreds were disappointed when they found out that THIS was the Mr. Bean that would be signing autographs that evening.
Boop
Is the Hulk ready? If we can just get this to the hospital it can still be reattached!
bryan_goodbye
This adorable scene turned ugly when Mom forgot to quack the window while shopping
Rosy At Random
Obama's new running mate EnKhoRhet is expected to appeal to the enormous mummy torso demographic, which as we all recall was crucial in securing the Florida vote for Bush in the last election.
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