Other Craptions

Gandalf the Gay

A head with no body, an old woman with no legs, and a man with no head...There are nicer camping sites, that's all I'm saying.

"I told those kids to stay off my damn lawn..."

The great Apache war chief "Two Tits Sagging" would fight the white man until the day she died!

Can you spot Ashley Olsen?

"Boys, get your nana. She's off the meds again."

Maude the Impaler.

"But I don't WANT to take Grandma to the renaissance fair with me. She always decapitates someone!"

In a last ditch effort to save money, the famed Medieval Times Dinner Theatre moves to trailer park... This week's feature, celebrity jousting with the stars from the Golden Girls

Even the horse knows this is ridiculous

Elizabeth: The Senile Age

Sunny Acres Retirement Home was criticized today for it's controversial inclusion of "Jousting", "Ritual Beheading", and "Drinking the Blood of Non-Believers" to it's outdoor activity program.

The Geriatric Olympics didn't get off to quite the rousing start that the IOC had expected...

"I'm telling you, Steve. Nuclear power is clean, reliable...its the future!" "I hear you, I hear you. But what kind of effect would the plant have on the locals?" "Why, none at all, I'm sure."

"Hold on, the horse had its eyes closed! We're gonna have to take the picture again!"

Yeah, my grandmother went insane. She stopped baking cookies and started putting the heads of people who betrayed her on her front lawn.

"Out of the way! Grandma has to SHIT!"

When John asked for a little head, that wasn't exactly what he had in mind.

That horse's blinker has been on for the last twenty minutes.

"Kill Whitey" remains a favorite event of the Native American Olympics to this day.

why am I not suprised to see trailers in the background?

The rumors were finally verified: Stevie Nicks was, in fact, riding the White Pony.

Perhaps now the mannequin horde will heed my warnings.

Grandma goes to war against the internet.

... that was the first and last time I sassed Gram Gram.

Man they're going to have to burn that blanket when she gets off.

Two words Mr Cruise, Budget cuts

Camping is always fun ...until someone gets their head cut off.

"Great, I can feel her penis on my back." thought the horse.

Deny me my pension will they?

Fairy Godmother cosplay is embarrassing, even at the renaissance festival.

Right now my horse is masterbating to this.

Helga gets "medieval" on Brad's ass

OH MY GOD!! This fair has ring toss?!!?

This is the worst Cirque du Soleil show I have ever seen!

"Behold A Pale Nerd"

What's the difference between Grandma and an equine? One poops whenever, has a hairy face, is surrounded by flies and the other is a horse.

"back in my day sonny you could saddle up, decapitate a woman, spear a man through the neck and get your horse re-shoed all for less than a dollar..."

The rumors are finally verified: Stevie Nicks did, in fact, ride the White Pony.

Uwe Boll's version of Lord of the Rings.

"so what do you think of my new rabbit" "its not a fucking horse"

With the Alzheimer's getting worse, Edith could not even recall getting on a horse... "Oh my god, Sam. I think I just shit a horse!!!" Sadly, Sam could not convince her otherwise...

A descendant of Vlad the Impaler taking part in the less gruesome mannequin version of a family pastime.

Always buy pegs from the gypsys. Even if you dont want 'em

You just know she's not gonna remember this.

The celebrated Aging Hippie Cavalry casually spears another redneck.

This is why you don't fuck with Native Americans.

She is having an orgasm RIGHT NOW.

Slipping hallucinogenics to seniors SEEMS like a lot of fun, but eventually, someone's gonna lose their head.