Between the pastry boobs and underwear vending machines, you can basically build yourself an entire woman with pocket change in Japan.
Even the cartoon box is ashamed when you buy this.
Well, It looks like you CAN have your cake and eat tit too...
Best before: Marriage
"Aw, shoot. Looks like they're sold out of the candy assholes."
I wonder what kind of packaging tacos get...
Japan's version of Barbie cuts to the fucking chase.
Nobody actually eats these things, but you'd be amazed how many people lick the icing off.
That's a TOTAL waste of packaging!
Who needs to see the face?
Little Debbie Does Japan.
Just off camera: Manny Ramirez masterbating furiously.
Proof that most toy designers have never seen a woman naked.
"Excuse me, which aisle would I find the bukkake icing?"
Can you really afford not to?