Craptions Classics August 18, 2008

Even the cartoon box is ashamed when you buy this.

Rickyrodd

Other Craptions

Between the pastry boobs and underwear vending machines, you can basically build yourself an entire woman with pocket change in Japan.

Rickyrodd

Well, It looks like you CAN have your cake and eat tit too...

Monkey84

D-cup cakes.

hamlet

Best before: Marriage

Monkey84

"Aw, shoot. Looks like they're sold out of the candy assholes."

Kelly Robinson

I wonder what kind of packaging tacos get...

ppitchfork

Japan's version of Barbie cuts to the fucking chase.

Rickyrodd

Nobody actually eats these things, but you'd be amazed how many people lick the icing off.

Kelly Robinson

That's a TOTAL waste of packaging! Who needs to see the face?

Shea

Little Debbie Does Japan.

Hydrashok158

Just off camera: Manny Ramirez masterbating furiously.

happycamper

Proof that most toy designers have never seen a woman naked.

Thomas Calnan

"Excuse me, which aisle would I find the bukkake icing?"

Bell110

Can you really afford not to?

Rickyrodd
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