Other Craptions

Between the pastry boobs and underwear vending machines, you can basically build yourself an entire woman with pocket change in Japan.

Well, It looks like you CAN have your cake and eat tit too...

D-cup cakes.

Best before: Marriage

"Aw, shoot. Looks like they're sold out of the candy assholes."

I wonder what kind of packaging tacos get...

Japan's version of Barbie cuts to the fucking chase.

Nobody actually eats these things, but you'd be amazed how many people lick the icing off.

That's a TOTAL waste of packaging! Who needs to see the face?

Little Debbie Does Japan.

Just off camera: Manny Ramirez masterbating furiously.

Proof that most toy designers have never seen a woman naked.

"Excuse me, which aisle would I find the bukkake icing?"

Can you really afford not to?

Boobs, the universal language.

While the vaginas sold for 636 yen, most savvy buyers opted for the much cheaper fake breasts.

Not shown: The dinner and movie you have to buy first.

"Dude, those are totally fake."

Makers of the Skyscraper Dream Pie filed for bankruptcy, they just couldn't compete with tits.

After the last week of Craptions, nothing inside a small plastic container should surprise you.

Finally a doll that is anatomically accurate in the way men view women.

In two minutes there is going to be some black guy from the park across the street trying to squeeze in there with her

This cake would go great with a donut.

If I go under the plastic, but over the bra, does that still count as a purchase?

You LOOK at me while I eat your tits!

They're full of lead you know.

At 365 yen, this cake is the most affordable sex object in the country.

She seems awfully curious about the Skyscraper Dream Pie...

The package reads: "Add your own icing."

Now With Even More Consumer Shame!

you think it has that real tit flavor??

You can't just have one.

Pictured from left to right: Skyscraper Dream Pie; Boobies-Boobies Happy Dick Doll; Old Lady Pocket Pussy

We're gonna need a woman to help us open the box

My First Super Happy Fun Mammary Examination Kit Win!

When Little Debbie went bad.

Somewhere in Japan, a lonely man is titty-fucking the shit out of one of these cakes.

The new Japanese Hello Titty doll is a big hit.

Eventually the "Cake Farts" video achieved such popularity that it spawned a line of fetish products.

Shame has a price and it's 365 Yen.

Wii Tit

You have to pay for anything cool or creepy with yen...it's just the way the world works...

The Japanese never really understood American Pie.

2 D cups, 1 girl.

those crazy Japanese... the Tokyo Tower isn't a skyscraper!

I'm not sure how much Y365 is in Canadian dollars, but I'm paying it!

"honey, i cant decide between the skyscraper dream pie or the..." "ohhh for Christ sake Jim just pick up the boobs and lets get out of here"

Hey,I got it for 400...shit!...

Why would any pervert pay 365 yen to rub these boobs when they could go home and rub their daughter's for free?