Other Craptions

"This is EAGLE ONE to HOME BASE, we're picking up an unidentified object coming into protected air space." "Roger, EAGLE ONE. Does object appear hostile?" "Object appears to be...waving, sir." "You have permission to fire."

Olympic officials are outraged after one competitor exploited a loop-hole in the high jump.

John swooped in, it was the greatest high five the world had ever seen.

There once was a man named Bevan who wanted to travel to heaven with baloons and a chair he took to the air then got fucked by a 747

"I can see my dignity from here!"

1969: Man lands on the moon 2008: Man kind of hovers in the air

Jesus makes a grand entrance at the final judgment

"Hi, hon! Does your restraining order cover VERTICAL DISTANCES?"

someone's getting fired at work tomorrow

Where will HE be when diarrhea strikes?

Released at the climax of the opening ceremony, the Beijing authorities still haven't figured out how to get little Wu Xi back down again.

Tony Stark's earliest attempts at flight were not nearly as cool.

"This is totally working! She's in the window now...she's taking off her bra...!"

Hindenburg: the musical

The poor old balloon maker had done so much for the children. Each day, he went out to the street corner selling his brand of smiles, and each day he was shunned. Now he would show them. Now he would rain death from above.

Albania's attempt to destroy the world trade centre was unsuccessful.

Old man McCain's alternative fuel plan

Well, how do I land? You pop the balloons. But won't I come crashing down? That's what the bags are for, throw them down first.

Before the balloons even popped, Marvin had already collapsed from the intense pain of a crippling harness wedgie.

Earl pulled this stunt on the urging of his wife...unaware of the $1,000,000 life insurance policy she took out on him that pays double in case of "death under bizarre circumstances".

Vote for this craption if you wish Target had sponsored this guy.

Scientific proof that the right amount of bouncy inflatable bags can lift any man's spirits

Jim smiled. He would soon be with Xenu.

The method Tom Cruise used to evade the paparazzi, although successful, was not likely to quell "those" rumors.

"TAXI!!!"

On the day North Korea attacked, Kim Il Jong decided to arrive on the battlefield in style

"Bye,Warden!"

He's waving to all of us at the bottom of the Craptions.

George Bluth, Sr finally escapes house arrest.

When clowns dream.

"Alright, we're back here at the Homolympics! Yesterday's game of Twister was exciting as ever, wasn't it Jim?" "It sure was, Bill. Today's event will be rainbow walking!"

This is how clowns commit suicide

Damn,the Apollo program was really cut back with funding...

Planned Parenthood's new way to deliver free condoms. Their slogan? "Beat your meat, not the heat, and have a safe-sex Summer"

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!

This is the last time I take advice from Winnie the Pooh. Screw this, I can get honey at the supermarket!

Welcome to Looney Tunes flight school. It will at least be funny if you die.

Some people shouldn't realize their childhood dreams.

This is how I lost my micronaut

China takes Olympic cheating to new heights.

Unaware of the powerlines downwind, Charlie was about to become the first helium-related fatality of the year, which is still the number one cause of death among idiots.

Chinese government's attempt on population control program finally proved to be effective.

Spotting a helpless Chinaman, the flying boobs hooked onto him and dragged him back to their sexy sexy lair.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Bob's frantic waves for help were tragically misinterperted as the killer pods whisked him away.

The Coney Island Gang strikes again!

I don't know what he's doing, but it sure looks festive.

China's first astronaut.

Someone takes advantage of national free balloon day.