Goodbye Mr. Bond, AHAHAHAH!
"This is EAGLE ONE to HOME BASE, we're picking up an unidentified object coming into protected air space."
"Roger, EAGLE ONE. Does object appear hostile?"
"Object appears to be...waving, sir."
"You have permission to fire."
Olympic officials are outraged after one competitor exploited a loop-hole in the high jump.
John swooped in, it was the greatest high five the world had ever seen.
There once was a man named Bevan
who wanted to travel to heaven
with baloons and a chair
he took to the air
then got fucked by a 747
"I can see my dignity from here!"
1969: Man lands on the moon
2008: Man kind of hovers in the air
Jesus makes a grand entrance at the final judgment
"Hi, hon! Does your restraining order cover VERTICAL DISTANCES?"
someone's getting fired at work tomorrow
Where will HE be when diarrhea strikes?
Released at the climax of the opening ceremony, the Beijing authorities still haven't figured out how to get little Wu Xi back down again.
Tony Stark's earliest attempts at flight were not nearly as cool.
"This is totally working! She's in the window now...she's taking off her bra...!"
Hindenburg: the musical