Other Craptions

Dear Cracked Editor,I really don't care how you spend your Friday nights.

The "No Girls Allowed" club 20 years later.

This is how they choose the Pope

Left hand - Testicles!

Gay Twister was popular at the club, but what really brought out the crowds was Gay Hungry Hungry Hippos.

The 8th gold medal was the most difficult for Michael Phelps to win....

And the French take home the gold.

First to fall gets gang raped!

"I'll buy a Bowel..."

The Catholic Church puts its Alter Boys through some rigorous training these days.

The wheel stopped at "right hand on pink"...and then Horst, the Horrible Homophobe woke up screaming, drenched in sweat.

"REACH-AROUND, GREEN!!"

DEAN I KNOW WE NEED TO SUPPORT THE CHILDREN, BUT THIS IS NOT THE WAY.

Once Dean got a few beers in him, he would be up for pretty much anything. Bringing his friends, family and, now former, fiance, was a mistake.

Not Pictured: Women or Dignity

"Okay, right hand on blue, right leg on yellow... left hand on brown... Oh, geez - sorry about that!! Wrong brown circle... heheheh...."

Holy shit, is that a floating megaphone?

"When the new warden said 'Things are gonna be different around here' I thought he meant more lockdowns."

"See, you have to complete many challenges. You can't just BECOME an Eagle Scout."

Newly inducted Olympic Twister hits a snag when the "Wheel Master" is accused of doping.

The American attempt at making a Japanese game show hardly compares to the real deal.

WHEEL....... OF........... FUDGETUNE !!

The Cracked staff chooses a craption photo.

Pictured: LEGAL cock fighting.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? ...ah that could run and run. ;-)

With the legalization of Gay Marriage, there will be some "customs" that may take some getting used to... This, traditionally, is how the caterer is chosen.

"JENGA!" "Wrong game, Clyde." "Meh. I came for the anal."

(insert gay joke here) NOW WATCH HOW MANY OF YOU BITCHES WILL COPY MY IDEA!!!

After tugging through many MANY gay jokes, "hilarious" background distractions and a fair share of Olympic Diarrhea twister jokes, I am actually doing my work. my boss will be so proud.

Every competitor was nervous, it was only a matter of time until they called "Left Foot Ass."

Boss: "Jones! into my office NOW!" Jones: "you wanted to see me sir?" Boss:"Jones, was that you i saw this weekend playing naked twister with several men?" Jones:"it was a radio contest sir, please put your pants on"

"Brown? But there isn't a brown on here." "Oh yes, there is."

They're not gay, just pi-curious.

someone, somewhere is masturbating to this.

People were shocked when the U.S. reinstated the Draft. Even more shocked when they saw how it would work.

Strip Twister - the most popular game combo since Full Contact Trivial Pursuit.

I think I´m homophobic 'cause this picture really frightens me.

There's a reason some sports don't make it in the Olympics. I can't think of one for this.

Wheel of Fortune just hasn't been the same since Vanna White left.

Never ask muscular white men to find dropped contact lens. They easily distracted by any nearest colourful wheel.

Lenny's Steakhouse had the most unusual waiting list in town, but man, it was worth it.

Consider yourself lucky, they still have some of their clothes. But don't stick around; since either will the clothes.

At open house, the Navy demonstrates special "Team" building exercises first pioneered by submariners.

down on his luck two rounds in a row, Jeremy hoped the wheel would not hit bankrupt.

How many gay men does it take to spin a wheel?? Nine! One to spin the wheel, and eight more to give him motivation.

Rick:"Come on man, we were just playing a game" Ed:"That is not how you play twister Rick & I am not comfortable"

I Survived a Really Gay Game Show

The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about what the losers have to play.

"TAINT, GREEN"