Craptions Classics August 15, 2008

Anthrax, The Musical.

TheSicilian

Other Craptions

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

billyh2o

And the semen fight for the right to fertilize the egg.....only to discover it was a blowjob.

Hydrashok158

This street theater production of "Masturbation" brought to you by Kleenex.

hamlet

Twister for the Blind.

Hydrashok158

New York: A place where shit like this happens way too often.

OlDirtyBen

Due to a minor typo, the KKK's "White Powder Rally" was an epic failure.

guitarfaces

Today's young hippies just don't listen.... "flour power"?!?! IT'S "FLOWER POWER" you idiots!!!!

Thomas Calnan

In 2009 The Klan went to a more modern uniform to attract younger members.

Hydrashok158

...and then things got a little silly.

megaweege66

Every once in awhile the DEA gives back to the community.

megaweege66

Mountain Dew present: X-treme Donut Powdering!!!

jwhaler

Once the dust settled on the 9/11 attacks, Al-Qaeda realized that their attempt to kill those fucking street performers had failed once again.

ppitchfork

DEVO of the future decides to whip it good.

Questionevil

"All we are saying...is give peace a chance."

hamlet
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