Other Craptions

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

And the semen fight for the right to fertilize the egg.....only to discover it was a blowjob.

This street theater production of "Masturbation" brought to you by Kleenex.

Twister for the Blind.

New York: A place where shit like this happens way too often.

Due to a minor typo, the KKK's "White Powder Rally" was an epic failure.

Today's young hippies just don't listen.... "flour power"?!?! IT'S "FLOWER POWER" you idiots!!!!

In 2009 The Klan went to a more modern uniform to attract younger members.

...and then things got a little silly.

Every once in awhile the DEA gives back to the community.

Mountain Dew present: X-treme Donut Powdering!!!

Once the dust settled on the 9/11 attacks, Al-Qaeda realized that their attempt to kill those fucking street performers had failed once again.

DEVO of the future decides to whip it good.

"All we are saying...is give peace a chance."

You know the old saying. Where there's smoke.... there's teenagers in identical jumpsuits on ecstacy

Rule number one of Shanghai Street Gangs: Never bring a knife to an Asbestos Fight.

Janine's berzerker attack took a whopping 40hp from Sam. Using her limit break "heavenly solo," she revived her fallen comrade. But Tonberry just took another step.

Cocaine Fest was a huge hit

The Asylum's field trip had to be cut short after Dr. Steve's attempt at soothing the patients with Michael Bolton music backfired, and they began beating one another to death with their straightjackets.

When the "WHITE MAN GROUP" appeared for their concert, they didn't expect the ass-kicking they got by White Supremacist Hater groups.

Rehearsals for the opening ceremony for the London Olympics was going well.

When a gaybomb malfunctions.

Where will diarrhea be when you strike?

It's rare to see.....but when you convert an emo band to happiness, God converts them to dust.

Joey's guitar playing was so bad that the entire audience had to be sanitized.

This is your brain on Meth. Isn't it awesome?

Damn you Hitler!

what do you get when you mix a powder sugar orgy with Tyvek Suits? ANOTHER GODDAMN 'PRIDE PARADE' I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH!!!!

The Polyphonic Spree experiments with ecstasy.

How to stop bad street theatre?? Teargas... it's cruel, but it really works!

You blocked 5th and Broadway for this????

Man street theatre really sucks!

...while my guitar gently weeps.

What every Disney dance number performed simultaneously looks like

Jeremy knew he was good at guitar, but he didnt know he was this good.

Scientologists threw a wicked party to commemorate the birth of their space alien overlord, Xenu.

The guy in the middle is playing "A Whiter Shade of Pale." Get it? Huh? Huh? Sigh.

Pull your pants out of your ass ladder boy

See? I told you giutar hero is a gateway game.

The BioHazard Suit Riot.

Visiting day at the White Folks factory.

The painters suddenly realized that there wasn't a wall here at all, they'd been had.

"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"

A Little Known Fact: Kick-ass guitar solos will neutralize 80% of Anthrax spores.

Something tells me this is going to end in a mass suicide.

Cirque De Soleil after the apocalypse.

The Pied Guitarist of Douchetown: wherever he played, douchebags followed.

The Street Players performance of "Our Town" was performed in the middle of ...our town.

These are our future leaders. Be afraid. Be very afraid.