Other Craptions

Unable to maintain his medical costs, the Bubble Boy's parents tried unsuccessfully to drown him.

Jim didn't fool around when it came to safe sex.

At this point Michael Phelps is just showing off.

Just remember kids, this is what you can do with a liberal arts degree.

There must be a fire at Macy's. The manikins don't hit the escape pods for the hell of it.

Good news: Hamsters have Fairy Godmothers. Bad news: Hamsters make really stupid wishes.

Sometimes you just wish you had ninja stars

Didn't we just see a black guy in a red jumpsuit inside a clear container the other day? Leave it to a white guy to take something cool a black guy is doing and turn it into bleached douchebaggery

And that’s why you don’t fart in a wet suit

Shunned by the Justice League and limited in his superpowers, AquaGerbilman nevertheless rushed, once again, to stately Gere Mansion to save Richard from another embarrassing "situation".

Jesus became very upset after his method of walking on water was revealed....

Man in bubble = art Man in bubble filled with rattlesnakes = entertainment

In Soviet Russia, ball has you.

this still looks less stupid than a Segway

"I'll take Bjork video stills for a thousand, Alex."

Keep your androgynous mime fresh in the new Glad bubble.

The mime was just as surprised to realize the bubble was real.

I know this has something to do with scientology...

Fertilization: The Musical.

Looks like No.6 was trying to escape The Village again.

Mannequins travel thousands of miles to lay their eggs by the tower bridge each year. Few will live to see the summer.

Sphereman - able to thwart sufficiently blunt evil.

And you thought the black guy in the small clear plastic box was fucked up...

the worst part is despite all the fucked up things happening in this photo the only thing I can think about is how small that chicks tits are

Polish Submarine.

Even Jesus had training wheels before he walked on water.

Born via emergency c-section, Gus continues to be the only person in the world who still had his amniotic sac.

Tragically, the ship carrying the Cirque du Soleil sank off the coast of New York. There was only one surivor.

After jumping from the bridge in an effort to kill herself and escape her abusive husband, Sue Storm realized that, subconciously, she might just want to live!

You should see the seal that plays with it.

What the hell is David Blaine doing now?

Michael Jackson knew he had a financial problem when his creditors started throwing stuff from his living room into the river.

There were so many flaws in the new shark cage design, we gave up pointing them out.

Lance Armstrong's other NUT.

Admittedly the second coming of Jesus exposed the whole thing to be a bit of a sham.

The filming of the music video for "Glass Onion" went horribly wrong when the river carried it past the lawn where the slingshot world championships were being held.

Off camera, several teenage boys stand at the ready with rocks and pellet guns.

You mean they're dumping baseball from the Olympics, and adding THIS?

Once again the debate is raised: Can any goddamn shit be considered art?

You know how Scotty from star trek wanted his ashes sent into space? Jacques Cousteau settled for being set adrift the East River.

Al Gore's plan for a Greener America.

This jsut in.... training for the Olympic dart team took a tragic turn today when....

In an effort to look more discreet, Phil dons a mask.

sooooooo.....can the flash run on water or not....now I'm confused.

I can't tell the gender (drunk before 10am, life is good!) but i WANNA FUCK IT!!!!

Not pictured: Protesters on shore picketing this guy going "full retard".

FEMA's plan for the next big one.

Iron Man is really afraid of rust...

If you're gonna give a manikin tits, give it tits for God sakes!