Craptions Classics August 14, 2008

Genesis 4:20 "...And God put a quarter in the plastic egg machine and the toy inside was man."

Porkz

Other Craptions

Unable to maintain his medical costs, the Bubble Boy's parents tried unsuccessfully to drown him.

hamlet

Jim didn't fool around when it came to safe sex.

Porkz

At this point Michael Phelps is just showing off.

thefallguy

Just remember kids, this is what you can do with a liberal arts degree.

revoluciondeme

There must be a fire at Macy's. The manikins don't hit the escape pods for the hell of it.

Hamper

Good news: Hamsters have Fairy Godmothers. Bad news: Hamsters make really stupid wishes.

SwordBuddha

Sometimes you just wish you had ninja stars

billyh2o

Didn't we just see a black guy in a red jumpsuit inside a clear container the other day? Leave it to a white guy to take something cool a black guy is doing and turn it into bleached douchebaggery

TheSicilian

And thatís why you donít fart in a wet suit

Kent007

Shunned by the Justice League and limited in his superpowers, AquaGerbilman nevertheless rushed, once again, to stately Gere Mansion to save Richard from another embarrassing "situation".

GeeGee

Jesus became very upset after his method of walking on water was revealed....

Thomas Calnan

Man in bubble = art Man in bubble filled with rattlesnakes = entertainment

phreesh

In Soviet Russia, ball has you.

Mitsuhirato

this still looks less stupid than a Segway

iantendo
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