Other Craptions

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said rotten and there were mice in the mirror

"Thanks for picking me up." "No prob." "This is some crazy car. What's it run on?" Long pause. "Dead hitchhikers."

I am from the future, I am here to stop Jeff Foxworthy from becoming president.

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... the engine's going to explode"

Who's laughing now, East Pittsburgh Vocational College?

This car will look SO much cooler AFTER the apocalypse.

If this car's a rockin, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT.

Fans were disappointed to see the concept bat-mobile for the Dark Knight sequel, produced by Uwe Boll

On the bright side, every time he fills up the tank, the value of his vehicle doubles.

After the Red Green Show ended, Red decided to take his inventions out on the road.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PICTURE OF MY CAR ON HERE!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKING SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

The Cracked-mobile

This fall on ABC catch MAD MAX Bauer as he goes Back to the Future in his Pimp'd out Beverly Hillbilly 90210.

NBC Exec:"I don't see how 4 guys could build this in 10 minutes & use it to defeat terorism" Mr.T:"don't gimme no jibba jabba fool, it's call the A-Team part deux""Now sign the check, Mr. T need funions"

I've actually seen this before, this guy applied all the "miracle gas saving" devices to his car at the same time.

Inspector Gadget goes under cover in Arkansas.

I'm sure there is a likeness of Jesus somewhere on that car.

Back to the Future 8: Texarkana. Now with 4.2 Hickawatts of power!

"At Ford, Quality is job one."

Did they let Homer Simpson design another car?

Remember in Back to the Future when Marty almost kissed his mom? Back to the Future: Alabama, had a slightly different ending.

From the makers of the I-Roc, comes the I-Sore

I don't care if Jason Statham's in it; Death Race looks like shit.

Knight Rider: East L.A.

hey, dont knock it. does your car have sattelite tv?

Larry the Cable Guy's limousine has arrived.

1 Adam 12, 1 Adam 12. I am in pursuit of a....19...um..74?......car.

Community College, here I come!

There goes the fastest meth lab in all of Georgia.

"IF this thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, we're going to see some serious shit. Seriously, it'll probably fall apart. I don't even know why I built this thing, Marty. It doesn't even fucking work."

Screenshot from "GoBots the Movie"

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your going to see some serious shit.

I think it's rude for all of you to make fun of my car.

Dr. Brown's before he raised enough money to buy that Delorean.

In 2010 NASCAR attempts to return to its "roots".

Return to the Future? What the Fuck you smoking?

Pimp my Ride lost it's budget.

The fusion reactor was perfect, the flux capacitor was fluxing, but they found out too late that, fully loaded, that the only way for this beater to hit 88 miles per hour was in freefall. It was the shortest trip to the past, ever.

Optimus Prime would never admit he had something on the side with a Pinto in the Seventies, but this car was a constant reminder of their one night of passion.

Phase two of the USS WTF was a little more sea worthy but still not up to government standards.

she's not exactly "street legal" if you know what i mean....

Almost 25 years later, Ernie Hudson still decorates his car to remind people that he was the other guy in Ghost busters

John BigBooty makes a final attempt to get home.

Rube Goldberg taking in the countryside on a long weekend.

Up front, we got the hemi. . . Followed by the roof exhaust. . . and last but not least, she comes with a killer sound system.

The post-apocalyptic Dukes Of Hazard once again try to outrun a radioactive Boss Hog.

The new Back to the future didn't exactly have a big budget.

"Oh, I didn't stick any of that stuff on there. You see, the car is such a piece of crap that at some point, it actually started acting as a magnet for other pieces of crap."

"Hey Earl!" "Hey Crabman."