fozzy-bear
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said rotten and there were mice in the mirror
phreesh
"Thanks for picking me up." "No prob." "This is some crazy car. What's it run on?" Long pause. "Dead hitchhikers."
erosive
I am from the future, I am here to stop Jeff Foxworthy from becoming president.
SlavaP
Fans were disappointed to see the concept bat-mobile for the Dark Knight sequel, produced by Uwe Boll
Hamper
On the bright side, every time he fills up the tank, the value of his vehicle doubles.
meathooksodomy
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PICTURE OF MY CAR ON HERE!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKING SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
MochaBear
After the Red Green Show ended, Red decided to take his inventions out on the road.
Hydrashok158
This fall on ABC catch MAD MAX Bauer as he goes Back to the Future in his Pimp'd out Beverly Hillbilly 90210.
Roclawzi
I've actually seen this before, this guy applied all the "miracle gas saving" devices to his car at the same time.
badonia
NBC Exec:"I don't see how 4 guys could build this in 10 minutes & use it to defeat terorism" Mr.T:"don't gimme no jibba jabba fool, it's call the A-Team part deux""Now sign the check, Mr. T need funions"
kidtatious
Remember in Back to the Future when Marty almost kissed his mom? Back to the Future: Alabama, had a slightly different ending.
MyNameisNick
"IF this thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, we're going to see some serious shit. Seriously, it'll probably fall apart. I don't even know why I built this thing, Marty. It doesn't even fucking work."
TheBeard
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your going to see some serious shit.
Roclawzi
The fusion reactor was perfect, the flux capacitor was fluxing, but they found out too late that, fully loaded, that the only way for this beater to hit 88 miles per hour was in freefall. It was the shortest trip to the past, ever.
phreesh
Optimus Prime would never admit he had something on the side with a Pinto in the Seventies, but this car was a constant reminder of their one night of passion.
IMBAK619
Almost 25 years later, Ernie Hudson still decorates his car to remind people that he was the other guy in Ghost busters
IMBAK619
Phase two of the USS WTF was a little more sea worthy but still not up to government standards.
Hamper
"Oh, I didn't stick any of that stuff on there. You see, the car is such a piece of crap that at some point, it actually started acting as a magnet for other pieces of crap."
Truthiness
The post-apocalyptic Dukes Of Hazard once again try to outrun a radioactive Boss Hog.
superpoop
Up front, we got the hemi. . . Followed by the roof exhaust. . . and last but not least, she comes with a killer sound system.
onslo
Dave knew it looked cool.... screw the others, this was cool.... they were just jealous.
Warlain
On this episode of Mythbusters we tackle one from the 1980s. Can a car of that era really travel through time? Jamie: We built our Flux Capacitor out of rubber bands and pipe cleaners. Adam: And I added these neon lights for authenticity!
DrTom
"Why, we done built us a Borg-Mobile and we's on our way to Comicon. What? It was LAST week?? Dang!"
Hamper
He gets HBO, The Playboy Channel, all the police and fire frequencies as well as the super secret mind control frequency the government uses.
arm66
Car and Driver got this photo of the ultra rare 1957 Family Truckster in piss yellow.
jwhaler
Not Pictured: The chrome "truck nuts" swinging from the rear bumper. 'Cause you just KNOW they're on there...
fallenchipmunk
Joel Schumaker directs the next movie in the Fast and the Furious franchise.
Ed_Gein
From Pimp My Ride to Piss On My Ride some idiots will do anything for a little air time.
CavalierX
If you thought Bo and Luke Duke were dumb hicks, wait till you meet the rest of the clan.
Hydrashok158
Joe Bob didn't put in an A/C unit, He didn't want people to think he was living large.
grantsean
Not pictured: a tray attached to the front of the drivers' seat to hold your big balls.
phreesh
"Ferrari? Who needs a Ferrari in Tuscaloosa? I've got something ten times better in the back of the lot..."
Enriq
The Texas version of "Back to the Future" was totally predictable. Specally the man-on-car sex scenes...
zero82
"Thanks Dad, but I rather walk to school." "why WALK when you can... BLAST INTO SCHOOL?" Both died in the explosion.
Gamble
As soon as his car arrived at the recycled garbage carts competition, little Timmy knew that Emmet Brown Jr. received help from his dad.
SaxAppeal94
"What a stinking pile of junk!" "She'll make point five beyond the speed of light. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've added some special modifications myself."
Roclawzi
I think we should have gone with that beached tank instead, this car is making me...nervous.
Patrickivan
Does anyone know who owns this? I think my brother might be interested in buying.
Roclawzi
High price of gas got you down? With a few minor modifications, you can get 45 miles to the jug of moonshine.
opethian
Using redneck logic; duct taping tubes and others appliances to one's vehicle gives it about a 5-10 horsepower boost.
missmarcilyn
To quote Dr. Emmett Brown: "The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"
OlDirtyBen
What Ecto-1 would have looked like if it had been designed by my retarded nephew. Nyeeeh!!! Nyeeeh!!!
arm66
Baisng his idea on the success of his fathers Ice Cream Truck business, Joe Bobs Meth Truck route proved to be very, very lucrative.
clyde_m
Moments later, Jim-Bob engaged the nuclear reactor he built from a Pakistani mail-order company, and was last seen streaking towards the Arkansas sky.
timbell72
after getting kicked out of the ghostbusters, Egon lost his mind and became a freelance Hillbilly buster
kingsteve14
With the flux capacitor installed an operational the next step was to figure out how to get this piece of shit up to 88
phreesh
"Are you sure we won't be noticed?" "I visited this planet in 1975. By now their mode of transport should have advanced to at least this stage."
badonia
The fans give it extra power, the pvc pipe in the back is hooked up to a cooler that shoots jaeger bombs right into my eyeballs, the cans in front are full of nitrous, & the aluminum siding? well it just looks damn good.
MMaverickX
Lesson of the Day: Corvette - Chick Magnet. Monstrosity Pictured Above - Chick Repellant. Any questions? Yes, you in the flannel shirt...
MMaverickX
She divorced me because I spent too much time working on Ol' Betsy and she had the nerve to give me an ultimatum. Betsy or her. Of course, I chose Betsy and I don't regret it one bit...
MMaverickX
Oh, you laugh now, but give a few more seconds and he'll transform into one kick ass autobot.
Joobles
Dayum! Is there anything MacGuyver CAN'T throw together with whatever is in his pocket?
Artvandalay
The earlier versions of the flux capacator only took you as far as 1986 kentucky
Backdraft
Uncle Joe only knew that by raiding the junk yard he could re-create Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters..."Who ya gonna call? Uncle Joe's Discount Spook Removal"
BDawg
Holy crap! That's my car. No, seriously. http://capissen38.com. The flame cannon is fully functional.
Roclawzi
Well, I know she looks a little funny, but if you turn this switch, and twist this knob here, and get it up to 60 miles an hour, it'll keep two six-packs of beer cold until the gas runs out.
eu_sunt_acela
The sequal for Return to the Future just wasn't the same without the DeLorean.
eu_sunt_acela
The driver is Carl, an old man with a red shirt that has "SEX" printed on the chest.
Patrickivan
It's not so much that it's a red neck piece of shit that should be blown up for the sake of everyone on the road. Where was I going with that???
grantsean
Jethro can't figure why a car with every available option(and then some) ain't no chick magnet.
eu_sunt_acela
Forget the white horse and the charm and the fairy tales, in 2008, the prince comes to you driving THIS.
dsp100252
"Doc, you better back up... we don't have enough road to get up to 88 mph!" "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads... just turn here for the unpaved street to the family farm..."
Patrickivan
It's actually a spaceship from George Lucas's next Star Wars movie. He likes to use retro vehicles as inspiration...
arm66
With high tarriffs keeping the Chinese auto imports out of the US, West Virginia seized the opportunity to fill the niche with their own imports to the US.
capitanoalberti
A flux capacitor is one thing, adding a deflector dish is fine, but did you have to add the Borg enhancements? The Gadget Mobile is now just too advanced for its own good.
iantendo
Cracked does Wacky Races: Last week it was the Bouldermobile this week it's the Arkansas Chugabug
soldier39
First of all he is never going to get that thing up to 88 miles per hour. Secondly, his flux capacitor is all wrong!
prime_pm
Many voters were skeptical when John McCain proposed research in time travelling.
keithcsegovia
Hey man! Look what I traded in for my Jag, the original Mad Max car!!!... Wait... Oh shit...
Hamper
GPC smokers are not usually difficult to identify as they head down to the Sparky Mart for smokes, beer, Wonderbread and lottery tickets.
ilovecactus26
After they stopped making the Delorean, Doc Brown had a much harder time finding vehicles that would give him the jiggawats he needed to travel in time.
keithcsegovia
Ok you can stop pushing for now, we've reached a downhill... Quick!!! Get in NOW!!!
LilMoof
Wonder Woman's earthly mode of transportation wasn't nearly as invisible as she would have liked.
xavierspider
At the weekends, Simon Cowell prefered to lie low and not bring any attention to himself.
ionut
Laugh all you want, but this got me more ass than all of my Back to Future collectables together
Miffet
The Royal Society for the Blind's charity version of "Pimp My Ride" didn't do so well in the ratings.
badonia
"yeah it only gets 3 miles to the gallon but you should see how they stare.....oh yeah"
SUPERNAUT44
"Marty, you must go back to 1955!!When you hit 88 MPH--" "Doc there is no way this will hit 88"
MMaverickX
The good doctor had all the components for time travel, but this old clunker just couldn't hit 88 miles per hour.
airmancoop44
Well, I GUESS you could make a time machine out of something other than a DeLorean...
xvivecuervox
And here is a classic case of Death Racemia. Curable only by extensive electro-therapy or by watching 5000 hours of NASCAR.
MMaverickX
Apparently, there are some advantages to working in the junk yard. For one, you get featured on Cracked.
airmancoop44
It's like he wanted to recreate Ecto-1, then decided halfway to recreate the DeLorean time machine, then decided to just fuck the whole thing up.
MMaverickX
She's almost done, boys. All I need is some perty, shiny rims and she'll be finished.
JonnyRocket
After Doc Browns first attempt at the time machine was a failure, he decided to trade the Pinto in for a Delorean.
Nikker
Transformers made in Bollywood. Wait till the Hindu version of Shia Leboeuf pops out and starts dancing and making smartass remarks. Still in the Bollywood edition the Transformer fights make more sense.
Damion
Like most shows, the new Knight Rider has an episode where he meets his before unseen cousin from the South for some "wacky" hijinks, with Larry the Cable Guy guest starring. Natrually, it sucked.
firuleos
This was it for Bob...only the Clown in the Ice Cream truck stood between himself and freedom, and he was taking no prisioners...
PhantomCheezit
The Doc's Younger and less astute brother, earl attempts to make his own time machine. one powered entirely by hick-magic.
Kingofmars
"...and it come widda sat-ee-lite dish so ya can watch yer Hee-Ha on da road. Oh, and E-Z-Finance options so ya cn drive it home taday. So whadda say? Ready ta sign?"
DirkBelig
Unfortunately, anyone seeing this car will require a tetanus shot. In their eyeballs.
willyhassertt
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DirkBelig
Fun Fact: The owner always straddles two parking spaces because he doesn't want anyone to ding his doors.
DirkBelig
I guess we should be thankful that he didn't own a Bedazzler. Things could've gotten REALLY tacky if he did.
DickeMan
The New MTV show "Sanford and Son My Ride" wasn't the ratings blitz executives hoped for.
shallgale
After watching Back to the future Jed tried to build his own time machine.... Shortly after he as arrested for defacing public property after driving into the local courthouse.
empleryEntrance
This is what Jamie Lynn's cousin drives her to Wal Mart in...true story.
davelolz
When Marty couldn't make it back to 1985, he decided to wait until 1973 and build a new time machine.
bullers
Neil Marshall directs this summer's most-anticipated movie: "Cars 2: Mater's Revenge".
SamLowery
ROTTENTOMATOES exclusive spy pix of the new ECTO-1 from the upcoming "Ghostbusters III: The Road Warrior"
feartheswan
This is just misleading...he had just driven through a home depot, as soon as he slammed on the breaks, all the stuff fell right off.
Ceorl
The Ghostbusters have fallen on hard times since those damn Winchester brothers started providing the same service for free.
darcywood
Other than being a cyclops mathlete, Buster wondered why he could never get a date.
djhansen
Due to recent rises in crude oil prices my batshit insane Uncle Jim decided to act out his lifelong dream of returning to the thunderdome
MisterCode
Having no more aspirations of public service the Clinton's packed up and moved back to Arkansas.
scrovak
The wheels of the slightly lesser-known Grey Night, coming to magic flicker show houses near you!
Stardog
PRESENTING: THE FUTURE RED NECK MOBILE. Powered entirely by road kill, it is loud enough for everyone in the trailer park to hear you from 8 miles away.
firegod
"So I propose to you, the next sequal in the frnachise: Honey, I Shrunk My Penis!"
ciaro
so your telling me all that money all that time all that effort and this is the new envirermentaly friendly car
RicanHavocATL
Well, those Duke boys sure got into a lotta trouble down in Hazzard County, all until that one day when Boss Hogg took the General Lee to that "Xzibit" character...now I'm out of a job as a voiceover narrator.
ciaro
carlseburg dont do rubbish dumbs but if if you thrink enough it will be the best load of crap ever
ciaro
carlesburg dont do rubbish dumbs but if you drink enough it will be the best load of crap ever
Luhaas
Dan Akroid will be financing the next Ghostbusters film himself says Entertainment News
Gregory
"Well I figured if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it in style?"
Secret Agent
Somehow the Back to the Future movies weren't the same in the alternate universe where Deloreans had not been invented.
darcywood
Other than being a cyclopes mathlete, Buster wondered why he never got a date.
zombiehunter
On the set of Back to the Future 4 Michale J Fox was beginning to have second thoughts.
SaxAppeal94
Screw WWE vs. RAW. I Want Need for Speed Underground vs. Big Mutha Truckers!
dinoradja
Billy drove proudly down the street, sure it took 3 years but "The Douchemobile" was finally ready.
iceman_419
People in Texas decided to take the enforcement of border immigration into their own hands. Ironically the vehicles they used to patrol the border were made in Mexico.
Amaraeon
When they finally decided to legalize vehicular weaponry it wasn't long before someone got all the wrong ideas at once.
Scottatron
"Checkin' out the steed? Her name's Poonhound. No big deal or nothin'. Just a little somethin' I threw together."
Ranger
"GhostBusters 6: The Much Later Years" wasn't expected to do well in theatres. Movie Trailer can be seen at: www.NeilsNotes.com
Green Peace
Like in most myths, even the JATO Rocket Car urban legend had a grain of truth in it.
abouelsaad
you always expect shit like that with every superhero movie release.. way to go BatShit..
Jara
Mel Gibson's film career really started to suck after the Jewish conspirators who secretly control the world decided to teach him a lesson.
Jara
Today was the inauguration of a prototype presidential motorcade, which sources close to the White House say was designed and engineered by George W. Bush himself.
samot
I know it looks kinda silly, but I got a REALLY good deal on it from Mad Max's Used Car Emporium.
eudoxus
Thankfully, shortly after this picture was taken, the budget for Death Race was increased by several million.
dandaman
"I'm sorry, Mr. Lloyd, you didn't actually discover time travel, your character did. ...No, I don't care if you built a working replica."
spendorf
the first delorean marty fly tested lacked something necessary, something important, hubcaps
wollyworld
Jesse James and the gang from Monster Garage got Drunk on night on the VW Beetle conversion.
malachi
While the literary qualities of The Dukes of Hazzard/Transformers crossover slash fiction left something to be desired, the automotive aspects flourished.
malachi
Driving down the road that sunday afternoon, Rick realized that he hated his life.
Rubbah
One man's scrap metal is another man's pretentiously designed, and most likely illegal vehicle from the late eighties
orangemtl
Many thought that President Jed Clampett took the 'populist' theme too far with his inaugural limousine.
FloydBarrett13
The redneck army, once formed, proved to be more advanced than any of us could have feared.
philteller
I actually built this car. It is a 1967 Oldsmobile 98 4 door with a 455 Olds rocket under the hood. It has been to Black Rock Desert on several occasions and this picture was taken on the road to McMinnville Oregon last May on the way to take part
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