Other Craptions

After Obama's two terms in office, the US military was not what it once was.

WTF? = Will Tanks Float? Answer....... No

The horrific results of pier pressure.

No R2-D2. I am your father.

That's one mean looking jellyfish.

The first of President Bush's "MILITARY AID FOR GEORGIA" arrived today to the dissapointment of UN members and to the surprise of residents of Savannah.

"I'll need six coconuts, some bamboo, a tube of Crest toothpaste, a box of nails and a straight blade screwdriver. I'll have it rolling in an hour." --MacGuyver

I think I got tetanus just by looking at that.

"I said to send it out to fight our ENEMIES, not ANEMONES. Dammit, Bill, WTF?"

The new eco-friendly tank proved to be a little too bio-degradeable.

After spending their thousands of years under the ocean, the mech-crabs began their invasion. Unfortunately they forgot to bring the Rust-Off

In the former Soviet Union, EVERYTHING is former...

When Canada invaded California, nobody even noticed...

Carfax specifically told me this was a "cherry" silver '86 Camaro.

No need for craption, since the "WTF?" pretty much sums it all.

Oh yea, not to worry. I can buff that right out.

Winning Craption here I come. So...I am furiously masturbating this thing, wich makes more sense than scientology and is looking for its father...he is dressed up in red and lives in a glass box...who is actually Shayanamalalan!!!

The strange thing is that inside there's a Japanese soldier still waiting to receive the signal to retreat.

"OPTIMUS!? HANG IN THERE BUDDY!! DON'T GO TO THAT TUNNEL!!! NOOOO!!!!!"

even the Iron Giant has to take a crap sometimes

The hermit crab looking for its new shell wanted a little firepower to take care of all the other crabs making fun of him. Look out you little buggers!

Pimp my ride met its ultimate challenge.

And that's how I got fired from my job as a valet parking attendant after only one day.

Do they really need to introduce more shit on LOST?

Oops Pamela Anderson lost one of her implants

Once you see the pictures from the other angle, it's obviously a dog carcass.

Europe prepares to defend itself.

"Dammit Nelson, I was given an order to hold Omaha Beach until I heard otherwise and that's what I intend to do. I don't care what year it is."

Don't buy a used tank without Tankfax!

Quote from eBay listing: "Has a few small rust stains, otherwise fine."

Before George Bush was fighter pilot in the National Guard he was a tank commander.

After much encouragement, the special ed tanks make their landing on Normandy Beach.

Will it blend?

Even the Jersey Shore is confused about how this trash washed up.

The Democrats' idea of "winning" the war.

"No sir, I'm sorry. You can't enter this into the Olympics, no matter how good it is at wrestling. Yes, I am aware that it is piloted by humans. No sir, I do not care that it has never been pinned."

Prime Minister Harper's conservative government plans to buy nothing but the best for Canada's military. The new tanks just need a little paint and they're good to go!

By the looks of the graffiti, I'd say it's Jim Morrisons tombstone.

That's one mean mother of a hermit crab!

Any craption that makes this picture funny has my respect.

I'll bet you it could still outrun a Geo Metro.

What do you mean I needed a new air filter?!!? I only brought it in for an oil change!

"Ferris, it doesn't matter how long we run it in reverse, my Dad is gonna lose his shit."

hey... some bitch left her smelly old tank-top on my towel.

On the set of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Rusted

Italian military engineering at its finest

mechagodzilla was not as cool as in the movies

WALL-E!!

To this day the Enron oil spill still has mutant effects on see life.